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maggiebee

Sickening

Just heard on the news that police are hunting for the person who attacked a 94 year old as she slept. The poor woman has a fractured skull and a finger was almost severed. She is seriously ill in...
11:05 Fri 04th May 201217 answers, last by headwreck 15:00 Fri 04th May 2012
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Smowball

Boy lost in supermarket....

Cant find his mum anywhere. A security guard spots him wandering around and asks him whats wrong. "I've lost my mum" says the boy "What's she like?" says guard "Big d*cks and...
14:33 Fri 04th May 20126 answers, last by Jemisa 21:33 Fri 04th May 2012
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jamesnan

Warfarin Prescriptions

A member of my family has had a mechanical valve put into his heart, and has to take Warfarin for the rest of his life. Since he is only in his 40's this means that he will have to pay out a of of...
19:38 Thu 03rd May 201222 answers, last by nungate 21:20 Sat 05th May 2012
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EvianBaby

How Long to Keep Cat in?

I'm moving next weekend and want some advice about how to make it easier for the cat but also how long you reccommend I should keep him locked in the new house for before I let him venture around in...
08:15 Thu 03rd May 201215 answers, last by Nosha123 17:34 Sun 06th May 2012
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yelenots

Emmerdale

Gosh its boring! Anyone elso fed up of Zac? Storyline is going on and on!
19:27 Thu 03rd May 20128 answers, last by maire1 13:25 Sat 05th May 2012
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baza

Countdown

Rachel Riley seems to change shape ( top half ), do women have different bras for different occassions? Sometimes they are up , sometimes down, or even under her armpits.
23:55 Wed 02nd May 201223 answers, last by Hopkirk 22:52 Thu 03rd May 2012
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smiffffy

Winter jobs for self employed

hi , I am a self employed Gardner, and although I get plenty of work from March to october, I find that im at a loose end for the winter months, so i need work for the winter season, and any kind of...
23:39 Wed 02nd May 20126 answers, last by picklesbg2 16:11 Sun 06th May 2012
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NOX

Samantha ' thick as a' Brick is at it again:(

The deluded nightmare that is Samantha Brick has once again ( sadly) put pen to paper and is now having a go at lovely, interesting Mary Beard because she doesn't cnsider her attractive enough...
00:15 Thu 03rd May 201266 answers, last by em10 17:07 Fri 04th May 2012
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Jeza

What's the last thing you do.

Before you go to bed. I'm not talking about having a wee. For me it's having a smoke out of the window and thinking of the grandkids I will never have.
23:58 Wed 02nd May 201251 answers, last by chi-chi66 23:52 Thu 03rd May 2012
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Jeza

What is your favourite.

Song of all time?
23:23 Wed 02nd May 201235 answers, last by nungate 19:01 Thu 03rd May 2012
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Jeza

Tried to get an avatar tonight.

I think I failed. Such is life. Will try again tomorrow
23:01 Wed 02nd May 201219 answers, last by Jeza 23:39 Wed 02nd May 2012
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Jemisa

I Don't want to...

A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, 'Please, may I hide under your skirt? I'll explain later.' The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, 'Sister, have you...
22:57 Wed 02nd May 20124 answers, last by marval 13:02 Thu 03rd May 2012
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Steve.5

Ungrateful sod

It was our wedding anniversary yesterday so I booked a table for 2 for the good lady & I. She wasn`t to pleased about it, she couldn`t pocket a ball all night ;...
12:57 Wed 02nd May 201225 answers, last by DaisyNonna 21:11 Thu 03rd May 2012
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EvianBaby

Rules for being respectful around women

I'm the only female in my company and so when the lads are in the office the conversations can turn into what some might consider slightly distasteful. I'm not offended by any of it at all, even the...
17:22 Wed 02nd May 201226 answers, last by EvianBaby 08:13 Thu 03rd May 2012
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EvianBaby

Tulisa - Worlds Sexiest Woman??

FHM have declared Tulisa the sexiest woman in the world. I think I'm the only person in the world who just doesn't get the whole 'Tulisa is wonderful' thing. She's sure not ugly but I just can't help...
11:00 Wed 02nd May 201248 answers, last by ClinkatyClank 19:25 Thu 03rd May 2012
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andy-hughes

Simon Cowell fancies Cheryl Cole - shock!!!

Cheryl says she never realised Simon Cowell fancied her. Can't think why not - Simon has the equipment necessary for any man on earth to fancy Cheryl Cole - a penis and a pulse!...
12:31 Wed 02nd May 201210 answers, last by naomi24 15:12 Wed 02nd May 2012
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tenrec

Double enjoyment

Not a question, but just had to share. Walked along a very narrow country lane, hedge one side, wall on t'other and there in the banking was a nest with some very tiny baby birds. It was very well...
13:08 Wed 02nd May 201215 answers, last by tenrec 19:26 Sat 05th May 2012
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ojread2

Discovered my Neighbour is uninsured on their Car

And I found that out using askmid Now, I know it says on there this "I understand it is an offence to wrongfully obtain information of this nature without any of the above reasonable causes"...
12:33 Wed 02nd May 201243 answers, last by dotty. 08:37 Sun 01st Jul 2012
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Gromit

Broken election promises

The Conservative Manifesto at the last election: Extremists, serious criminals and other find our borders far too easy to penetrate, that is why we will create a dedicated border Police force, as part...
14:57 Tue 01st May 20126 answers, last by youngmafbog 08:01 Wed 02nd May 2012
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brionon

Titanic

I bought a new DVD of the film 'Titanic' with an added bonus of 40 minutes removed.
10:56 Sun 29th Apr 20123 answers, last by baza 14:20 Tue 01st May 2012

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