A little girl cuts her hand on a rose bush in the playground and runs crying to the teacher. She asks the teacher for a glass of cider. "Why do you want a glass of cider?" the teacher asks. "To take...
Nursing School.....!! A woman enrolled in nursing school is attending an anatomy class. The subject of the day is involuntary muscles. The instructor, hoping to perk up the students a bit, asks the...
parked the car at work this morning as i'm walking in found £10 on the floor thought that's handy! do my work go back to car and find that the starter motor has had it great!! just managed to get to...
Little Sister! A man and his wife were having sex one night in there bedroom. There little boy opens the door and says "Daddy what are you doing to mummy?" Then the daddy says "Making you a little...
Doctor doctor, Help me now! I'm getting shorter and shorter! just wait there and be a little patient! Doctor, doctor I’m addicted to brake fluid Nonsense man, you can stop anytime! Doctor doctor,...
Two old men in a retirement village were sitting in the reading room and one said to the other, ''How do you really feel? I mean, you're 72 years old, how do you honestly feel?'' ''Honestly, I feel...
The teacher asks, "Flora, what part of the human body increases ten times when excited?" Flora blushes and says, "That’s disgusting, I won’t even answer that question." The teacher calls on...
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted." Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."...
Afternoon all,been on the internet looking for a pair of memory foam pillows just cant make my mind up what to get, anyone got any opinions which are the best to get. thanks...
A man walks into the doctor's office with a piece of lettuce hanging out of his bum. The doc takes one look and he says, "Jeeze, it looks like we have one hell of a problem here. " The guy responds...