berniecuddles Member Profile in The AnswerBank

Good Morning Early Birds!

Monday. A cold and frosty morning. The air is still, so that is something in favour at least. I had a busier day than expected yesterday. A phone call from a friend saw me off to Stroud then down to...

Mampara

World's Best One-Day Batsman

Anyone who didn't think that South African A.B. De Villiers is the best limited overs batsman should try to see the TV highlights of his innings today. 50 off 16 balls 100 off 31 balls 149 off 44...

berniecuddles

Moderators On A/b?

not been on for a while my own decision! having read a few threads this morning on here can any of the moderators tell me when they sign up to be a moderator are you asked by the A/B ed to keep your...

hc4361

"south Of The River"

Why won't taxi drivers go 'south of the river' in London?

merylpeep

How Did You Meet Your Other Half?

I've just been told a lovely story from a couple about how they got together. Any on here got an remarkable or romantic tale to tell about how you met your other half?...

waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds

Thursday. The car survived it's MOT yesterday. It needed a couple of wee jobs doing, they were done. So a shiney new certificate. That's what I call service. I hope my MOT goes as well today. I will...

waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Wednesday. The white stuff is here, but it's too wet to settle. Car in for MOT this morning. Me in for same tomorrow. Lunch at the fleece yesterday was very good. Most enjoyable. We went for a wander...

mikey4444

Snowing Like Crazy Here In Swansea !

Just started, but its very wet, so will probably not settle much or stick. What is happening everywhere else ? ( Stand easy Sqad...not you ! )

murraymints

Power Cuts ..gggrrr

back again after power going abruptly back of 8 am..apologies to GMEB for my sudden departure....gawd how much more of this is to come ? have spent the mrning cleaning windows with new window vax...

waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds

Tusesday. The wind seems to have dropped, but it's still raining. Got the ironing I was trying to forget about done yesteray, so now I can forget about it! :-) Out to lunch today. Looking forward to...

waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds

Monday and it's blowing an hooligan, a wet one at that. So it's inside today. Laundry mainly. Great joy. Have a happy day everyone....

excelsior-1

A B Anagrams

this has probably been done before, but i shall have some fun anyway there are a number of anagrams derived from my AB name - my favourite being 'ER SEX COIL here are a few more --- murraymints = trim...

Slapshot

Two Cannibals Chatting...

just can't seem to get a tender missionary. I've baked 'em, I've roasted 'em, I've stewed 'em, I've barbequed 'em, I've even tried every sort of marinade. I just cannot seem to get them tender." The...

Tilly2

So.....what's The Gossip About Stevie G?

Where is he moving on to?

berniecuddles

Meanwhile In Wales ........!

Say it slowly... On a beautiful summer’s day, two English tourists were driving through Wales. At Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogogoch they stopped for lunch and one of the...

lindapalmara

Old Couple

An elderly couple were watching a Discovery Channel special about a West African bush tribe whose men all had penises 24 inches long. When the black male reaches a certain age, a string is tied around...

chrissa1

Taxing A Car Without Dvla Form

A friend of mine has come up North for the holiday and has forgotten to bring the form from the DVLA that he needs to tax the car on 31st December. Can he go to the DVLA office here to tax his car,...