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What 2?

What do you call a woman who can balance two pints of beer on her head? Beatrix...
04:45 Tue 25th Jul 201731 answers, last by Ellipsis 14:49 Wed 26th Jul 2017
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Egyptian!

some Egyptian bloke just pulled up outside my house beeped his horn and bared his naked bum out of the window!! *** toot n car moon!...
10:03 Mon 24th Jul 20177 answers, last by Patsy33 17:57 Mon 24th Jul 2017
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Beautiful Woman At The Doctors!

A beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionallism goes right out the window... He tells her to take her...
09:36 Fri 14th Jul 20171 answer, last by Berniecuddles2 09:36 Fri 14th Jul 2017
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Prostitute!

An young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. After sex the girl said, "I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'am actually a prostitute, and I charge £100...
05:59 Wed 12th Jul 20176 answers, last by cath16 14:22 Sun 30th Jul 2017
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Mummy!

What type of music do mummies listen to? WRAP MUSIC!...
10:15 Tue 11th Jul 20179 answers, last by Patsy33 15:14 Tue 11th Jul 2017
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Car Insurance

Yes it's that time of the year "legalised robbery " ahmmm sorry I meant car insurance..got my renewal gone up £70 from last year well they can poke that! Just been online got 3 quotes for £210 which...
09:41 Fri 07th Jul 201716 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 11:54 Mon 24th Jul 2017
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Spaghetti!

My wife called me a complete idiot when I built a car out of spaghetti. ..you should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!...
14:17 Thu 06th Jul 20178 answers, last by Chipchopper 19:15 Thu 06th Jul 2017
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Horses!

A man goes into the hospital with 6 plastic horses up his bum. The doctors described his condition as stable....
17:55 Wed 05th Jul 20178 answers, last by Patsy33 18:38 Wed 05th Jul 2017
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Your Mobile Phone Monthly Bill?

How much do you pay for monthly for your mobile phone. I have a samsung galaxy s5 I use giffgaff £7.50 a month 750mb data...500 minutes..unlimited texts. Was at bluewater yesterday looking in phone...
13:02 Fri 30th Jun 201718 answers, last by sunny-dave 16:14 Fri 30th Jun 2017
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Grenfell Tower How Low Can Some People!

http://www.kentonline.co.uk/kent/news/man-arrested-in-grenfell-tower-128072/...
17:50 Thu 29th Jun 201713 answers, last by ludwig 09:56 Fri 30th Jun 2017
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**spoiler Alert** England Under 20 World Cup

Great great performance from the under 20 England football team beating Italy 3-1 in the semi finals now for Venezuela in the final . Must have a chance we have a great squad out there....
12:48 Thu 08th Jun 20174 answers, last by Arksided 12:10 Sat 10th Jun 2017
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Green Tea

Just bought some green tea bags supposedly helps blood sugars as I'm diabetic . What if any can I sweeten it up with but not sugar I have just had my 1st cup and it's quite bitter I may try one...
10:17 Fri 26th May 201730 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 12:17 Thu 01st Jun 2017
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Paddy's Wife!

Paddy's wife was ready to give birth so he rushes her to the hospital. When he gets there the nurse ask him "how dilated is she?" Paddy replies "oh jaysus we're both over the fekin moon"...
11:15 Thu 11th May 20171 answer, last by marval 16:50 Thu 11th May 2017
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North Korean Friend!

I just asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn't complain.
14:31 Thu 27th Apr 20173 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 14:38 Thu 27th Apr 2017
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Supper!

“Honey, I invited a co-worker over for supper tonight.” “Are you crazy?” his wife said, “The house is a mess, I didn’t go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don’t feel like...
14:43 Thu 13th Apr 20175 answers, last by marval 16:06 Thu 13th Apr 2017
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In Asda Today

Was in asdas this morning in front of me was an old couple at the till who had loads of cans of the cheapest stuff you can buy let's call it asda smart price when the bill came up they had overspent...
10:59 Tue 11th Apr 201740 answers, last by hereIam 15:41 Wed 12th Apr 2017
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The Avengers

just watching a few episodes of "the avengers" with john steed and mrs emma peel...dont make em like that nowadays great stuff...
13:57 Mon 10th Apr 201723 answers, last by murraymints 06:34 Tue 11th Apr 2017
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Turkey...!

Just seen a guy run out of Tesco with a turkey under his arm. A security guard was following, shouting " OI!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT?? " The guy stopped and shouted back " Roast potatoes,...
20:21 Thu 09th Mar 20173 answers, last by zebo 23:26 Thu 09th Mar 2017
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Tortilla..!

I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well actually, it’s more of a wrap....
13:41 Fri 03rd Mar 20174 answers, last by Chipchopper 17:52 Sat 04th Mar 2017

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