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Sat-Nav!

I bought a used sat-nav from Fatboy slim its useless! It just keeps saying "Right here, right now."...
07:05 Wed 23rd Aug 20179 answers, last by marval 16:26 Wed 23rd Aug 2017
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Masseuse Today!

I had to fire my masseuse today. She rubbed me up the wrong way!...
07:00 Wed 23rd Aug 201713 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 05:30 Thu 24th Aug 2017
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Chip Shop

Took my goldfish to the chip shop and asked 'do you sell fish cakes?' 'Yes' they replied. Great because it's his birthday. bloke standing next to me asked "how big is your plaice" chippy said"its a...
12:11 Tue 22nd Aug 201720 answers, last by marval 20:40 Tue 22nd Aug 2017
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Viagra!

Woman: Does Viagra work? Pharmacist: Yes Woman: Can you get it over the counter? Pharmacist: Yes if I take two...
07:57 Tue 22nd Aug 201753 answers, last by petermic12 12:43 Sat 18th Sep 2021
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Restaurant!

Tried out a new restaurant last night called "the moon" The food was fantastic but there was just no atmosphere!...
06:59 Tue 22nd Aug 201710 answers, last by Patsy33 16:10 Tue 22nd Aug 2017
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Nudist Convention!

Just seen that there's a nudist convention on in town next week... I Might go if I've got nothing on....
20:08 Mon 21st Aug 201734 answers, last by marval 21:26 Mon 21st Aug 2017
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Ebay Return

Sold item on ebay ...buyer is returning it and wants refund and postage refunded..not a problem..how do I add the postage he has paid to the full refund I'm giving him via PayPal. .Tia
19:19 Mon 21st Aug 20177 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 08:02 Tue 22nd Aug 2017
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My Mate Is So Tight....

My mate is so tight.... He got himself tasered by the police so he could charge his iPhone....
16:44 Mon 21st Aug 20172 answers, last by cupid04 16:49 Mon 21st Aug 2017
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"it's A Boy!"

"It's a boy!" I shouted tears rolling down my face "I don't believe it. A boy!" Its at that moment I decided I'd never visit Thailand again....
06:59 Mon 21st Aug 20178 answers, last by whistonian 11:31 Mon 21st Aug 2017
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Cakes!

I said to the baker, "How come all your cakes are 50p & that one's £1?" He said, "That's Madeira cake"...
06:58 Mon 21st Aug 20174 answers, last by Patsy33 20:33 Mon 21st Aug 2017
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My Cat!

I'm absolutely gutted my cat accidentally died in the washing machine earlier! At least she died in comfort ....
18:54 Sun 20th Aug 201718 answers, last by marval 21:28 Sun 20th Aug 2017
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Box Of Viagra

Found a box of Viagra last night. Bloody things didn't work Turns out they're past their swell by date....
09:33 Sun 20th Aug 20177 answers, last by Shaglene 15:21 Sun 20th Aug 2017
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Welcome

"Hello everyone, welcome to Plastic Surgery Addicts Anonymous" "I see a lot of new faces here tonight"...
19:21 Sat 19th Aug 20178 answers, last by cupid04 15:25 Sun 20th Aug 2017
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Tennis Elbow

I was telling my doctor earlier how my tennis elbow was really hurting. She said "how many years have you had it for?" I said "15 Love"...
18:45 Sat 19th Aug 20173 answers, last by sunny-dave 12:15 Sun 20th Aug 2017
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Red Bull!

To the total scumbag who stole 100 cans of red Bull from my shop the other day. I don't know how you sleep at night!...
10:32 Sat 19th Aug 20174 answers, last by Tilly2 15:41 Sat 19th Aug 2017
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Mr Chang!

Mr chang was on ebay and he bought a limited edition bottle of tippex. Mrs Chang said "why you buy that" He said "ahh it's a corrector's item"...
08:18 Sat 19th Aug 20177 answers, last by marval 15:41 Sat 19th Aug 2017
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Army Nurse!

Did you hear about the army nurse who went to bed eating popcorn? She woke up with a kernel between her legs....
10:27 Fri 18th Aug 201716 answers, last by clyde59 19:52 Fri 18th Aug 2017
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Safe Sex!

Apparently there's a new safe sex position called @yodelonline! You stay in all day and no one comes !...
12:21 Thu 17th Aug 20176 answers, last by zebo 19:37 Fri 18th Aug 2017
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Losing Interest In Sex!

A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that it's still experimental. He tells her to slip it into his mashed...
07:57 Thu 17th Aug 20179 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 12:05 Thu 17th Aug 2017
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Before The Internet Was Around!

I always wondered what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my 17 brothers and sisters and they didn't know either.
07:53 Wed 16th Aug 20174 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 12:41 Wed 16th Aug 2017

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