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rockyracoon

Ouch!

http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/seagull-testicle/...
13:59 Mon 07th Aug 201717 answers, last by DTCwordfan 20:43 Mon 07th Aug 2017
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NoMercy

What's For Dinner Tonight?

We're having cottage pie, sprouts and broccoli with lashings of thick beef gravy. Proper comfort food!
13:47 Mon 07th Aug 201747 answers, last by Bazile 17:12 Mon 07th Aug 2017
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Barmaid

I'm Blaming Alcohol #2

Of course, not everyone has got a bit tiddled and done silly things, but I'll guess there are a few of us out there who feel the need to confess. Snow becomes a bit light fingered.... One Christmas at...
12:32 Mon 07th Aug 201739 answers, last by DTCwordfan 21:05 Mon 07th Aug 2017
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Patsy33

My Parents

My parents told me I was conceived after they got drunk on cheap Australian lager, that’s how I discovered I’m a Fosters child....
12:59 Mon 07th Aug 20176 answers, last by Chipchopper 17:03 Mon 07th Aug 2017
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Berniecuddles2

Escalators

I Started a new job today repairing escalators I've had a few problems to deal with but i suppose thats the ups and downs of the job!
12:45 Mon 07th Aug 20176 answers, last by Patsy33 12:56 Mon 07th Aug 2017
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Smowball

I'm Blaming Alcohol! Lol

Went to Bristol for the weekend. Had a fabulous time! Went to the zoo, the harbour, lots of little quirky pubs etc..... but seems I was a tad overzealous when packing to come home and have 'taken' a...
11:24 Mon 07th Aug 201745 answers, last by anneasquith 16:35 Mon 07th Aug 2017
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Shaglene

Rod And Reel.........

This man bought a rod and reel for 2 pounds. When he got to the cash register there was a blind man checking him out at the cash register. At about that time he let out a f4rt. The blind man said that...
14:49 Sun 06th Aug 20172 answers, last by DTCwordfan 07:26 Mon 07th Aug 2017
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Hymie

Expensive Night Out

When I came home last night, my wife complained of having to cook every night of the week and insisted that I take her out to some place expensive this evening – so I’m taking her to the petrol...
19:58 Sun 06th Aug 20174 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 07:10 Mon 07th Aug 2017
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Patsy33

A Manual

A man had a terrible accident at work, he fell into an industrial pepper grinder, he’s fine now....
21:01 Sun 06th Aug 20177 answers, last by waterboatman 07:30 Mon 07th Aug 2017
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Patsy33

Every Morning

Every single morning I get hit by the same bike. It's a vicious cycle....
17:55 Sat 05th Aug 20176 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 18:40 Sat 05th Aug 2017
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Barmaid

Bikini Body In A Few Weeks........

OK, I dont have long (about 6 weeks) and I want to lose a bit of the tum and tone up the pins. Any suggestions as to a quick fix? Obviously cutting down the calories (bye bye Pinot), drinking lots of...
19:04 Fri 04th Aug 2017119 answers, last by DocHH 21:10 Sat 05th Aug 2017
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weecalf

Can't Get Going Today

Means to get into the drink 6&6 ??t?l? ?????? Priest to escape first movement 7 ????u?? Have faith but model will decay 5 ????t Rubbish piled up on wharf in Devon 7 ??????? Thank you...
08:35 Sat 05th Aug 201726 answers, last by mallyh 09:20 Sat 05th Aug 2017
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saintpeter48

Alan Sugar, Another Remoaner!!

Listening to him now on the radio, moaning and complaining about the 'people didn't know what they were voting for', For Funks Sake Sugar, I knew what I was voting for, out out out of everything to do with...
10:24 Fri 04th Aug 201723 answers, last by hereIam 16:19 Fri 04th Aug 2017
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AB Editor

Well Done And Thank You!

Hi all! Dannyk13's thread about reaching 100,000 answers has brought to my attention that we actually have three members who have achieved this great feat! Since we don't have a badge for this...
10:05 Fri 04th Aug 2017129 answers, last by waterboatman 04:59 Mon 07th Aug 2017
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Sylvie

Sky Sports Mix

Until the rejig of Sky Sports Channels last week, Sky Sports Mix was available on Sky Channel 407. The new changes that have made shows the following Sky Sports channels:- 401 - Sky Sports Main Event...
21:33 Thu 03rd Aug 20176 answers, last by trt 10:54 Fri 04th Aug 2017
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NoMercy

Reasons To Be Cheerful

1. I'm going for a gender scan next week (feel free to place your bets and suggest a name) 2. My fatigue is much better now I'm in the second trimester. 3. It's nearly the weekend and my MIL, who is...
13:48 Thu 03rd Aug 201770 answers, last by Tilly2 14:55 Fri 04th Aug 2017
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Berniecuddles2

Banana Splits

Yes I'm sad I'm sitting here watching the banana splits 1968 nearly 50 yrs old and I'm still laughing at them good ol days...
13:40 Thu 03rd Aug 201715 answers, last by albaqwerty 14:07 Thu 03rd Aug 2017
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EcclesCake

Holiday Horror Stories

Share your holiday horror stories, something you witnessed that made your jaw drop or something you overheard. I'm sure I can do better than this but it sticks in my mind. I was lying by the pool near...
12:15 Thu 03rd Aug 201738 answers, last by murraymints 13:48 Thu 03rd Aug 2017
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Patsy33

Did You Hear

Did you hear Handel has teamed up with Hinge and Bracket? They’ve formed The Doors...
11:21 Thu 03rd Aug 201711 answers, last by Tuvok 22:13 Thu 03rd Aug 2017
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anotheoldgit

Should The Survivors Of The Grenfell Tower Fire, Move Into These Empty Properties?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4755434/Tycoons-homes-lie-shadow-Grenfell-Tower.html /// Survivor Amina Mohamed, 46, said: ‘They need to make this a priority. We need to rebuild our lives...
07:59 Thu 03rd Aug 201779 answers, last by trt 20:53 Thu 03rd Aug 2017

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