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murraymints
in response and as a result of some without a sense of humour ..let's have a fun thread..sillier the better !
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cassa333
What are some people on? I'm going out in an hour with the kids so they better move....
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cassa333
I would sign up for this. Dementia patient found in not ime because of the forethought she, or perhaps her family, had when in the early stages. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-40740503...
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TWR
what's in your attic? are item's positioned & listed?...
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10ClarionSt
Womens' sports are a waste of time. They don't have the same skill or intensity as the men. Why would anyone want to watch women playing, say, tennis when the men are just so much better? The womens'...
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anotheoldgit
Has anyone else noticed that for some strange reason, AB today is all so boring?
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waterboatman
Thursday. Wall to wall cloud again. Not so chilly though this morning. We had plenty of the wet stuff yesterday, I'm glad I'm at the top of a hill! Only a haircut on the auricle for today, so I just...
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Shaglene
A Scotsman was travelling home from London by train. A woman was sitting opposite him. She said, "I'm curious to know what a Scotsman wear under his kilt?" He said, "Put your hand up and see." She...
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Patsy33
My brother's friend has been warning all his mates NOT to go on Tesco's new dating site. One did and ended up with a bag for life!....
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EcclesCake
End of. Do one. The likes of you. These all make my skin crawl, I am sure there are others that raise my hackles, what phrases irritate you?...
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EcclesCake
Do you have an item of clothing that always gets splashed, spilt on, stained or whatever when other items manage to get through the day without incident?
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Berniecuddles2
What do you call a woman who can balance two pints of beer on her head? Beatrix...
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waterboatman
Wednesday. Some cloud about, we are told it will rain later. I care not a whit! Just the usual running around and a visit to the dentist for hammer and chisel job and a buff up with some emery cloth...
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Patsy33
What’s four inches long, two inches wide, and drives women crazy? An empty toilet paper roll....
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waterboatman
Tuesday. We're going to see some sunshine here today. Venus is twinkling merrily, always a good sign. Yesterday turned out sunny after an iffy start, so a lovely day was had when my friends arrived....
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-SharonA-
I have heard it all! In Corrie earlier, Gemma told Chesney she was 'going to shake her lettuce' in reference to going to the loo. How do you say you're going to the loo?...
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711
I find that much of the video that I download is out of sync with the sound track. Is there a way of re-aligning the two?...
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anotheoldgit
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4723286/How-missed-mother-s-final-days-Prince-Harry.html...
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trt
As some of you might know, I had a refund from Argos to buy a new tv a few days ago, and have to buy from them, or I wont get the full refund, of £289, which I spent over two years ago, so have put a...

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