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Birth Stories....

This post is triggered by Sunny Dave calling in on his daily cycle ride and still twittering on about numbers....this led him to when I was born....which day of the week..... All I know is.....as told...

maggiebee

Gym Shoes

Beginning to think the world has gone mad. My grandaughter had to get new gym shoes for starting back to school today (Scotland). They must be white soled as black "marks the gym floor". Cost £40 for...

Berniecuddles2

Oops Bad Operation!

A man was experiencing chronic infections so he took his urologist’s advice and entered the hospital for a routine circumcision. When he came to, he was perturbed to see a large group of doctors...

poorclare

Crusader Crossword

10a Came back to be given a new coat (10) ?e?u?f?r?d 20a See strange fiend choose Asian fare (7,4) C???a?e ?o?d 24a Troop managed to stop plane in the sky (10) ??o?o?a?e? Thanking you...

Berniecuddles2

Chatting In A Pub!

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman were in a pub, talking about their sons. My son was born on St George’s Day,“ commented the English man. "So we obviously decided to call him George”...

Hymie

Off Work Again

I called my work this morning advising that I was staying at home today, as I was sick. My boss asked – just how sick are you? I replied – at the moment, I’m in bed with my sister and her dog....

237SJ

Adverts On Sites Such As Ab

Who decides which adverts are displayed on AB - is it just random?

Chipchopper

Bit Cheesy

Q, How do you coax a bear out of the woods ? A, Leave a trail of cheese and then shout Camembert!...

nailit

This Isnt Normal Is It

Its 10:40 in the morning and I'm plastered. Judge me all you want!...

Shaglene

Quickies...........

Got a new job with the Samaritans last week. Tried to phone in sick this morning and they talked me out of it! ==================================================================== I was on the train...

Rango

Very Embarrassing And Worrying Situation, Sqad Old Boy Are You Out There?

Sqad (Or anyone else) I've had to deactivate my old account and start afresh as my partner sometimes looks in. Well as I've said me and missus have too many arguments and i keep getting kicked out so...

Nevilleauk

Mail On Sunday Prize Crossword

20 down (12) Letters - The ability to shoot accurately? I have m-r-s-e-s-i- Marks? Ship? Cannot relate anything to it Thanks...

ToraToraTora

Oodersfield Toown Lead The Premiership, Who'd Have Thought It?

dream start for them, well done!

Jaimsieboy

Sunday Express Skeleton

1 Down - A rash sort of girl (5) S????

cortesia7

Weekend Scotsman

9ac rod met outlandish man 6 letters,I have d?r??? Thanks in advance...

Smowball

Teen Smow's Girlfriend To Stay!

I've spoken to a few friends re this already and have varying replies but just curious to your opinions! Most of you know that he now lives with his dad and has a really good little job he loves, and...