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queenofmean

Should Have Called In Sick

I love my job but if there is one thing I dislike about it - Latex Balloons. Just had an order come in for later today...12 latex balloons to blow up. This will take my Balloon tally to 25 so far for...
12:29 Sat 24th Jun 20173 answers, last by queenofmean 12:50 Sat 24th Jun 2017
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marval

If You

If you want a job in a moisturiser company. Best advice I can give you. Apply daily....
18:28 Fri 23rd Jun 20179 answers, last by Patsy33 22:24 Fri 23rd Jun 2017
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MargoTester

This Made Me Laugh

http://www.insideedition.com/headlines/24092-dancing-gorilla-goes-viral-once-again-as-he-shows-off-incredible-dance-moves-in-kiddieGorilla dancing in a pool...
12:30 Fri 23rd Jun 20176 answers, last by albaqwerty 13:09 Fri 23rd Jun 2017
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Baldric

Good Morning Early Birds

Here's a first, but someone has to kick off. Very warm this morning and humid with it to the point I couldn't sleep, so now sat in kitchen with a coffee. Dogs have just ambled outside and gone back to...
05:17 Fri 23rd Jun 2017119 answers, last by Baldric 11:25 Fri 23rd Jun 2017
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Patsy33

Cheese And Wine

My wife and I went to a cheese and wine party. We had a bit of a falling out. She was so angry, she threw a block of cheese at me. I said, "Oh, that was mature..."...
23:42 Thu 22nd Jun 201711 answers, last by marval 18:22 Fri 23rd Jun 2017
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Shaglene

The Mini Skirt............

In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight mini skirt. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her...
19:44 Wed 21st Jun 201710 answers, last by Chipchopper 19:47 Thu 22nd Jun 2017
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marval

Stuck

I went to our local fish and chip shop late last night. I said "What have you got left?" He replied, "Just these two. The first is actually a type of shark. The second has been there for a while!" I...
15:53 Sun 18th Jun 201713 answers, last by cupid04 15:27 Wed 21st Jun 2017
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Islay

Faulty Car - Rights!

Hi I bought a car on Thursday and picked it up on Saturday, so far there have been a few issues. Please no lectures of 'told you so' can I please have advice on where I stand getting my original car...
18:58 Mon 19th Jun 201736 answers, last by murraymints 23:17 Tue 20th Jun 2017
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EcclesCake

Odd Or Not?

Yesterday a guy knocked my door wanting to know if I was interested in having my block paving cleaned. Today I have had another guy doing the same. He also wanted to know the time, he surely has a...
14:32 Tue 20th Jun 201717 answers, last by Peter Pedant 20:17 Tue 20th Jun 2017
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Shaglene

The Irish Are Brill.............

• Definition of an Irish husband: He hasn't kissed his wife for twenty years, but he will kill any man who does. • Murphy told Quinn that his wife was driving him to drink. Quinn thinks he's very...
14:15 Tue 20th Jun 20175 answers, last by marval 23:58 Tue 20th Jun 2017
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Togo

Royal Ascot.

Have had a look through today's runners and have made my choices. Doesn't seem 5 minutes since last year. I had a nice little double up at the weekend so it is free all week. Murillo @ 7/1 Goldream @...
08:41 Tue 20th Jun 201746 answers, last by Togo 11:21 Sun 25th Jun 2017
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Patsy33

Sticky Thighs Ladies?

I've been wearing a floaty dress for last couple of days to keep cool. The only problem is, my inner thighs rub together a bit which gives me mad! Especially in this hot sweaty weather. So here's the...
12:29 Mon 19th Jun 2017101 answers, last by whiskeryron 14:05 Fri 23rd Jun 2017
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derekpara

Blimey !

I've just been charged £5 for a pint of Timothy Taylor's ' Landlord' bitter in one of my favourite London pubs- the Coal Hole on the Strand. No more Coal Hole for me ! D...
13:21 Mon 19th Jun 201713 answers, last by EDDIE51 17:04 Mon 19th Jun 2017
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TWR

Late Again

Good morning early birds, I see the captain has sunk again, he must have been on the lemonade last night, so there we go.
05:13 Mon 19th Jun 201799 answers, last by Eleena 11:19 Mon 19th Jun 2017
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Bazile

No Contact By May

Should Theresa May have made an effort to meet some of the people affected by the disaster , on her visit to the scene ?
00:13 Fri 16th Jun 201779 answers, last by mikey4444 07:02 Sat 17th Jun 2017
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Another nice day is on the way. Some wispy cloud about this morning, but we won't let that bother us will we! Got a phone call to visit friends for a barbie yesterday late afternoon, it turned into...
04:44 Fri 16th Jun 201770 answers, last by murraymints 08:29 Fri 16th Jun 2017
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albaqwerty

Deleting Bookmark

Would like to delete some defunct bookmarked web sites and tidy it up a bit but have no idea how to. Would someone please help? OS is Win 7 and Google Chrome. Many thanks...
14:42 Thu 15th Jun 20178 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 14:59 Thu 15th Jun 2017
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anotheoldgit

What Is The Most Annoying Thing That Has Happened To You On Your Visit To The Supermarket?

Recently a woman in front of me in the checkout had purchased a broom and insisted that she placed it on the entire length of the conveyor belt, and placed the next customer sign at the broom handles...
12:28 Wed 14th Jun 201792 answers, last by Peter Pedant 07:18 Fri 16th Jun 2017
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anotheoldgit

Who Will You Be Getting Together With?

This is what this is all about, the Guardian's togetherness with The Daily Telegraph and the Sun's togetherness with the Mirror. Where will it all end Mikey's togetherness with ??????????...
12:36 Tue 13th Jun 201758 answers, last by anotheoldgit 10:37 Wed 14th Jun 2017
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Patsy33

Time Machine.

I bought a secondhand time machine next Tuesday. They don't make them like they're going to anymore
09:53 Mon 12th Jun 20178 answers, last by AZardoz 08:57 Mon 19th Jun 2017

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