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Office Bullsh1te

http://tinyurl.com/y8ruook I don't know anyone who doesn't take the pi55 out this, yet it still seems to exist, so who uses/invents this stuff? What's your favourite? Any worse ones not on this list?...
14:23 Fri 08th Jan 201016 answers, last by birdie1971 00:34 Sun 10th Jan 2010
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BertiWooster

Just Finished ..........

....clearing snow - nay, ice from my steps . bbbbbbrrrrrrr - Global warming ? Tut...
20:22 Thu 07th Jan 201017 answers, last by infundibulum 20:15 Sun 10th Jan 2010
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BertiWooster

Tree falling

I'll park this question here. If a tree falls to the ground does it make a sound if there is no one about to hear it ?...
17:42 Tue 05th Jan 201027 answers, last by mibn2cweus 10:39 Fri 08th Jan 2010
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BertiWooster

Well now....

... here we are , the start of another decade . What are you going to be - a ' Two thousand and ten' OR a ' Twenty ten' person , in your conversation ?...
01:11 Fri 01st Jan 201033 answers, last by ludwig 18:50 Sat 02nd Jan 2010
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chirpychirpy

why not Dame Petula?

Petula Clark has achieved a huge amount in the entertainment industry, especially as a woman in a male-dominated world, yet she still hasn't been made a Dame. Bruce Forsyth is yet to receive a...
08:04 Thu 31st Dec 200919 answers, last by sp1814 17:45 Thu 31st Dec 2009
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ahmskunnirt

Dead Climbers: Naive Victims or Total Idiots?

The weather in Scotland has been horrendous for many weeks, but people are still continuing not only to put their own lives at risk but those of the rescue services. The latest incidents have resulted...
16:07 Wed 30th Dec 200946 answers, last by olddutch 21:27 Thu 31st Dec 2009
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stokemaveric

after the failed bomb on the u.s plane who still disagrees....

with the war against terror....
22:22 Mon 28th Dec 200910 answers, last by infundibulum 23:06 Tue 29th Dec 2009
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chirpychirpy

Who enjoys flying these days?

Airline staff going on strike, extra security at airports, terrorism incidents mid-flight, aeroplanes crashing (like in Jamaica over Xmas) and skidding off runways (like in scotland over Xmas).... Who...
21:13 Mon 28th Dec 200919 answers, last by tara20 12:16 Wed 30th Dec 2009
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BertiWooster

Favourite comedy one liner

The Carry On gag "Infamy! Infamy! They've all got it in for me!" Kenneth Williams uttered the words as Julius Caesar in 1964 romp Carry On Cleo. Worth watching every time , just to hear that...
20:59 Mon 28th Dec 200915 answers, last by chanel5 13:21 Wed 06th Jan 2010
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anotheoldgit

Foreign criminals

http://www.timesonlin...cs/article6965743.ece Once again Brown thinks more of foreigners than his own people. £5,000 that is available to offenders who go voluntarily when they have finished...
10:43 Wed 23rd Dec 200933 answers, last by rov1200 20:27 Thu 24th Dec 2009
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bigbrain_biggerego99

Isn't it odd how all Eurostar trains stopped in the undersea tunnel?

11:19 Tue 22nd Dec 200916 answers, last by jno 16:19 Tue 22nd Dec 2009
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kinell

bouncer mc broon

well that was lucky, wouldnt want a welcher to have been chancellor of the exchequer would we? what a mess we would have been in, instead of the healthy financial position we currently enjoy.....
16:56 Thu 17th Dec 200911 answers, last by rov1200 15:17 Sat 19th Dec 2009
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anotheoldgit

Don't call me "Dave"

http://www.dailymail....ss-Cameron-title.html The days of call me "Dave", call me "Gordon" seem shortly to be coming to a close. I ask, Is all this informality a good thing? One...
14:00 Sun 13th Dec 20098 answers, last by Quinlad 09:29 Tue 15th Dec 2009
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flip_flop

Second Runway at Gatwick.....

.....is a great idea, isn't it?
09:18 Mon 07th Dec 200919 answers, last by New Judge 09:50 Tue 08th Dec 2009
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rov1200

Blood Pressure False reading

Whats the remedy for a high BP reading because of 'white coat syndrome'? Hospital requires a normal reading before willing to operate. When taken at home the reading is near to normal.
19:36 Fri 04th Dec 200913 answers, last by BertiWooster 15:36 Sun 06th Dec 2009
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BertiWooster

The Sale is on

Just thought I would perform my civic duty and let you all know that the DFS sale is on
14:38 Sun 06th Dec 200910 answers, last by cc1 15:11 Mon 07th Dec 2009
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BertiWooster

Isn't this shocking ......

http://www.metro.co.u...d=775412&in_page_id=2 .... what on earth was she thinking of , when naming her kids !!!!...
14:20 Mon 23rd Nov 200925 answers, last by NiceCupOfTea 22:21 Mon 23rd Nov 2009
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snags

Button signs for McLaren...

Lewis Hamilton and Jenson Button in the same team. What do you think? Two British drivers, two World Champions, in a British team (now McLaren have bought Mercedes out)....
13:15 Wed 18th Nov 200917 answers, last by snags 17:06 Thu 19th Nov 2009
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jake-the-peg

Belle de jour unmasked

The blogger Belle de jour is reveaved as research Scientist Dr Brooke Magnanti. Here blog of working as a high class ( I presume £300 per hour is high class) call girl inspired best selling...
16:12 Tue 17th Nov 200910 answers, last by China Doll 20:30 Wed 18th Nov 2009
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anotheoldgit

Clarkson, Hammond, and May playing soldiers?

http://www.guardian.c...-on-bbc-top-gear-cost If Clarkson, Hammond, and May, like playing with Military equipment so much, then perhaps they would be better deployed out in Afghanistan? Some quotes...
15:50 Wed 18th Nov 200925 answers, last by ummmm 09:06 Fri 20th Nov 2009

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