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Toilet humour

The other day I needed to pay a visit to the public toilet, so I found a public toilet that had two cubicles. One of the doors was locked. So I went into the other one, closed the door, dropped my...
12:13 Mon 12th Apr 20105 answers, last by bigfoot3000 12:18 Mon 12th Apr 2010
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McMouse

Filling her cavity

Just took a call from a bloke who wanted to speak to Mrs McM about filling her cavity. I know she was talking about wall insulation the other day but it did make me think.
11:59 Mon 12th Apr 201016 answers, last by McMouse 12:25 Mon 12th Apr 2010
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sprayer

A very big thank you

Just in case they are still about I would like to say a very big thank you to both Chuckfickens and Another-view for coming to the rescue, My laptop seemed to get infected by a virus this morning and...
12:08 Mon 12th Apr 20103 answers, last by Tizzi24 12:34 Mon 12th Apr 2010
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donny27

motto

Mening of the quotation: - "BRASSO, INCLUTCHO, INTACTO"...
18:49 Sat 10th Apr 20106 answers, last by ladyalex 23:40 Tue 13th Apr 2010
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sprayer

The great mysteries of life

Why is it that an AIRcraft TAXI'S to the runway, if you send someting by air freight it's called a SHIPment if you send something by ship it's called a CARgo. ????...
10:22 Mon 12th Apr 201017 answers, last by mollykins 11:39 Mon 12th Apr 2010
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benny3008

Im a trifle cheerful today.... :-)

I am currently a Kitchen Porter/starter chef at a pub and the chef told me yesterday that as of next week, he is going to start training me as a chef!!! he even said that in a few months when he has...
20:41 Sun 11th Apr 201033 answers, last by bigfoot3000 01:41 Mon 12th Apr 2010
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Teddy

if someone dumped u and they told u to never contact them again

would you ? would u fight for them ? or would u let them cool down , or would u simply walk away
01:27 Mon 12th Apr 201010 answers, last by joggerjayne 08:24 Mon 12th Apr 2010
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lise08

Getting rid of a rat help?

I have a rat living under my shed and I've had the local pest man out who has put down a bait box. That was 4 weeks ago and the rat is still walking around my garden like it owns the place! Is there...
18:54 Sun 11th Apr 201012 answers, last by ChuckFickens 11:11 Mon 12th Apr 2010
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milliezoe

Morning all

In anticipation red sky near me the sun is up and it looks like a nice day just wanted to beat WBM for once nite nite
00:48 Mon 12th Apr 20103 answers, last by trt 00:58 Mon 12th Apr 2010
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milliezoe

Home made bread

Am not usually on here this late (need my beauty sleep) just waiting for my home made bread to finish it smells lovely do you make your own bread or buy it from the shops ?
23:51 Sun 11th Apr 201018 answers, last by bigfoot3000 00:44 Mon 12th Apr 2010
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poodicat

Meerkat Ornaments!

Gnomes are out of vogue now you can get meerkat to take their place!
15:14 Sun 11th Apr 20105 answers, last by bigfoot3000 23:32 Sun 11th Apr 2010
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bigfoot3000

Turkey eggs?

I was going to ask why we cant get turkey eggs but I googled and found this. Turkeys lay only one, possibly two clutches of eggs. They do not sit there day after day and pump out eggs like chickens...
23:16 Sun 11th Apr 20105 answers, last by bigfoot3000 23:24 Sun 11th Apr 2010
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Stargazer

Do you remember....?

Candlewick bedspreads? Nylon sheets? Brentford nylon counterpanes?...
22:40 Sun 11th Apr 201041 answers, last by Panic Button 07:43 Mon 12th Apr 2010
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bigfoot3000

Pearl drops instant white

Has anyone used this before? Whats your verdict? http://www.instantwhite.co.uk/...
21:13 Sun 11th Apr 201012 answers, last by ooh-la-la 00:43 Sun 18th Apr 2010
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Ian b

Nagoya face cream

Does anyone know where I can buy Nagoya face cream. It comes from Morrocco. Are there any Moroccan shops out there who may stock it?
15:19 Sun 11th Apr 20108 answers, last by maurac 15:53 Fri 13th Apr 2012
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Teddy

HOW CAN I MAKE MONEY QUICKLY

COULD I START MY OWN DATING AGENCY ON FACEBOOK , AND CHARGE PEOPLE £ 10 PER DATE AND GET THEM TO PAY IT TO MY BANK ACCOUNT THANKS
20:51 Sun 11th Apr 201018 answers, last by Teddy 00:59 Mon 12th Apr 2010
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bigfoot3000

Staff on the Asda adverts

Are these people genuine workers or actors?
20:15 Sun 11th Apr 201016 answers, last by joko 01:20 Thu 15th Apr 2010
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grandpajoe

Motorway rip off cafes

Stopped at M6 Toll services today. 3 x lukewarm chocolate and a lukewarm coffee. Ordinary/normal size (regular size I think they call them) Go on have a guess how much????? A few pence short of Eleven...
18:00 Sun 11th Apr 201025 answers, last by hc4361 23:34 Sun 11th Apr 2010
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mrs_nordling

Badge slogans needed!

I've got a badge making machine, and badges with slogans on are always popular. Can anyone think of any funny, not too long slogans? No rude slogans needed, thank you, and examples of my current ones...
17:23 Sun 11th Apr 201038 answers, last by THC 12:58 Thu 29th Apr 2010
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Barmaid

People will nick anything!

I keep an empty wine bottle by the back door. It's my ashtray where I put my done with fags so they don't litter the drive. Twice now its been nicked! Came home today (we left the house about 1pm) and...
19:48 Sun 11th Apr 201016 answers, last by boxtops 21:15 Sun 11th Apr 2010

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