Local vicar in training was running a prayer group when his bike was stolen. He suspected one of the group but found it too awkward to broach the subject so he spoke to his superior for advice. His...
An Irishman, Aussie and Scouser in a bar. One says to the others "Isn't that Jesus over there?" So they all have a drink sent over to him. A few minutes later Jesus comes across and says "Who bought...
Does anyone know of a finance company that will take on a 0% balance transfer without charging a handling fee?? I see some companies are charging as much as 3%. I suppose this is to discourage people...
A woman looking in the mirror says to ber husband - look at me, double chin, spare tyre and cellulite - pay me a compliment?? The husband says - you've got perfect eyesight!!!!