two bats hanging up side down in a cave!!! the first bat says ,,im sick of hanging around here im going to look fir some food,,,1min later he flys back in covered in blood!!! the second bat says what...
i went to a football match the other day ,,,the bloke next to me said that the attendance has gone up 100%,,hows that i asked,,he said you just turned up!!! i phoned leeds football club to find out...
an unemployed man is looking through the local paper for a job with no luck,,hes been out of work for ages and would do anything!!! whilst looking he sees this advertisment for a job at billy smarts...
a man drowned in a bowl of musili thismorning,,,,,,,a strong current pulled him in,,,,,,,, man walks into the butchers and bet him he could not reach the meat on the top shelf,,,the butcher said...
please help,,,,,,i cant send or recive emails on my outlook express,,,,,,when i do an up date on my norton anti virus it tells me i have a problem with my email scanning,,,its off,,,so i click the...
a man sitting at the cup final notices that theres an empty seat next to the man in the next seat!!!so he asks the man "sorry mate but do you no why there is an empty seat" yeh! says the bloke it was...
a bloke walks into a chipshop and says "portion of chips you w***ker" the man behind the counter says,,i beg yr pardon" the bloke says again"portion of chips you...
a bloke walks into a french resturant and says to the waiter,,,do you have frogs legs,,,yes replied the waiter,,,well hop round the back and make me a bacon sandwich
a man has six children and he keeps calling his wife "mother of six" no matter where they are ,,and this really irratates her,,,one night at a packed party ,,,the husband is looking for his wife to go...
this northern couple go to spain 4 there hols,,,when unpacking the suit case the wife says to the husband" oh no i forgot to pack the gravey for our sunday dinners" dont worry hes says ,,i saw an...