Please put me out of my misery and tell me what the song is that goes something like......just a poor misguided fool who thinks they know what I should do...........??
i went to a football match the other day ,,,the bloke next to me said that the attendance has gone up 100%,,hows that i asked,,he said you just turned up!!! i phoned leeds football club to find out...
an unemployed man is looking through the local paper for a job with no luck,,hes been out of work for ages and would do anything!!! whilst looking he sees this advertisment for a job at billy smarts...
please help,,,,,,i cant send or recive emails on my outlook express,,,,,,when i do an up date on my norton anti virus it tells me i have a problem with my email scanning,,,its off,,,so i click the...
Is it true that since the back pass rule was introduced, Liverpool have never won the title (someone was saying that they were borring when they won it).
a man sitting at the cup final notices that theres an empty seat next to the man in the next seat!!!so he asks the man "sorry mate but do you no why there is an empty seat" yeh! says the bloke it was...
this northern couple go to spain 4 there hols,,,when unpacking the suit case the wife says to the husband" oh no i forgot to pack the gravey for our sunday dinners" dont worry hes says ,,i saw an...
Light years away from the premiership title. Benitez should go now as he's not good enough to bring the title to anfield. Ps, Chelseas two cup wins don't look to bad now liverpool fans. Still, you...
not so much that liverppol lost but more the fact that the footi is over more or less till august :( nothing but silly men in checked trousers whacking a white ball
i have just been on my kids trampoline and had a good jump , only problem is i have a little wet patch in my knickers now :( how many woman that have had kids can jump on trampoline and get of with...
How the season has just finished and we have fans talking about buying big name stars now they have Billionaires running the club And to think how chelsea got slaughtered on here when Roman and his...