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Rondy
A ventriloquist's car breaks down near a farm and he decides to have a little fun with the redneck farmer that owned it.
"Hey there," he says. "I bet I can make your horse talk."
"Horses don't... ...
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ToraToraTora
https://news.sky.com/story/father-and-son-who-murdered-and-mutilated-men-with-blowtorch-in-edinburgh-flat-jailed-for-life-13110849 What is wrong with people? ...
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sandyRoe
Johnny Foreigner mounting guard to protect the embodiment of all we hold dear, the Royals. And they're republicans.  What's the world coming to?
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youngmafbog
Yes I know (for the usual)- it says life, but it isnt is it? This is one that should swing... ...
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youngmafbog
Whiy would people want to go out in a gimp suite? Seems very odd to me. But also I do wonder if they are actually doing anything illegal (providing they dont harrass people), I am thinking more of... ...
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hannah40
I have been a foster carer for a local,council for 12 years. The young person has Down syndrome. when the child moved in with me we were given a fee that covers our cost ,bills, care food, rent,... ...
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bluefortress
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bradford-west-yorkshire-68756185 Its crazy  ...
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abbeylee90
https://postimg.cc/Y4NM2vyx   For next Saturday with the dress ...
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fourteen85
Well i think its called something like that. Out for a walk yesterday we spotted a small yellow flower we couldnt recall the name of, using the camera on google search box on my phone it correctly... ...
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JDALion200
For me it's probably a chicken wrap
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Vagus
Haven't made or had one for, well, can't remember when. While having a tidy up of the freezer came across some bacon and suddenly had the urge for one... Two slices of bread, both slathered in... ...
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ToraToraTora
https://news.sky.com/story/fresh-headache-for-labour-as-questions-grow-over-angela-rayners-tax-affairs-13109859   ...
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piggynose
How long should it take to change a beer barrel in a pub?  I ask cuz I recently had to wait about 1/2 hour!!
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barry1010
Is there a name for the type of bottle that has a large stopper attached to the bottle by a sort of hinge/clip that is used to open the bottle? Hope someone knows what I mean
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naomi24
Fifty years since ABBA won Eurovision with Waterloo - and I've just watched part of the celebrations on television.  What an absolute joy!!  I can't post a link at the moment but if anyone else... ...
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piggynose
Bragging plod!! Shud he be whipped or what... ...
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ToraToraTora
Name a UK city alphabetically between Cardiff and London... Bristol! 🤣 You get some wallies on these shows but I'd expect the alphabet to be common knowledge!
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abbeylee90
My friend has recently moved in with her boyfriend. I spoke to her in a group with my other friend last week about my birthday and said she can't commit to a night out in advance due to money... ...

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