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THELOONYCORBYN

Funny, Yes...new ?..i Dont Think So

"Swedish comedian Olaf Falafel has won Dave's "Funniest Joke of The Fringe" award with the niche culinary pun. He took the title with the gag: "I keep randomly shouting out 'Broccoli' and...
08:22 Mon 19th Aug 201916 answers, last by DTCwordfan 17:02 Wed 21st Aug 2019
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zabado

Weed Killer.

If I spray my vegetable plot with Gallup weed killer will the soil be ok to plant some more vegetables next spring ?.
09:22 Tue 20th Aug 20195 answers, last by alavahalf 19:28 Tue 27th Aug 2019
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agchristie

A Mother's Message

Hello, I'm posting this on behalf of agchristie (my daughter) who was found unconscious at home by her neighbour yesterday afternoon and rushed into hospital.she is not able to talk and we are all...
14:05 Mon 19th Aug 2019153 answers, last by hereIam 08:56 Mon 16th Sep 2019
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Theland

Brexit Cake.

Has anybody got a recipe? Or know where to buy it?...
21:48 Mon 19th Aug 20196 answers, last by Theland 22:54 Mon 19th Aug 2019
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vetuste_ennemi

Full Moon Tonight

Beautiful, but here in West London it seems unusually bright and large. Is this my imagination, or does if look that way to you?
22:16 Thu 15th Aug 201961 answers, last by vetuste_ennemi 01:31 Fri 16th Aug 2019
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Bobbisox1

Have You Ever Had A Sign....?

3 years ago I lost a young friend , she was there on the Saturday I went on holiday and dead the following day, no illness just a freak heart condition that had lay undetected, 43 happily married with...
21:19 Wed 14th Aug 201934 answers, last by hereIam 17:37 Thu 15th Aug 2019
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anotheoldgit

Several Officers Injured By Suspect Firing In Shooting In Philadelphia;

https://abcnews.go.com/US/suspect-firing-officers-ongoing-shooting-incident-philadelphia-police/story?id=64977503...
13:52 Thu 15th Aug 2019117 answers, last by andy-hughes 20:39 Sat 17th Aug 2019
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Canary42

Health Benefits - Allegedly

I'll drink to that ! https://uk.yahoo.com/style/health-benefits-drinking-prosecco-143844876.html...
15:16 Thu 15th Aug 20196 answers, last by MrsLadyBug 19:00 Thu 15th Aug 2019
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ToraToraTora

Sauce For The Goose?

Former Chancellor Philip Hammond has accused the PM of trying to wreck the chance of a new Brexit deal, by making demands the EU could never accept. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-49336144 so...
08:44 Wed 14th Aug 201934 answers, last by vetuste_ennemi 20:27 Wed 14th Aug 2019
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cassa333

Greta’S Zero Carbon Journey

Isn’t actually zero carbon. The boat she sails in has a lot of carbon foot print just to make it. But let’s not let that get in the way of a good story....
12:31 Tue 13th Aug 201977 answers, last by ludwig 13:47 Wed 14th Aug 2019
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marval

The Boss

The boss of Dulux paint has died of hypothermia. Whilst trekking across Antartica. Medics said he needed a second coat....
22:43 Tue 13th Aug 201910 answers, last by Canary42 00:44 Wed 14th Aug 2019
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Chipchopper

Phone 'n' Games...

I connected my new phone to the cloud. When I checked on it later, I found I had a load of mist calls....
12:42 Mon 12th Aug 20196 answers, last by Chipchopper 22:33 Mon 12th Aug 2019
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albaqwerty

Filing System

was on a web-site looking for tv series called The Outpost. My first impulse was to look under 'O'. I was wrong, it was under 'T', part of me understands the reasoning but the rest of me shuddered at...
11:25 Sat 10th Aug 201920 answers, last by Old_Geezer 16:32 Sat 10th Aug 2019
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anotheoldgit

How Many More Young Lives Will Be Lost Before Some Form Of Positive Action Takes Place? All We Seem To Hear Is "that No Arrests Have Been Made".

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7340455/Erdington-shooting-sees-one-man-dead-hunt-launched-gunman.html...
12:45 Fri 09th Aug 201989 answers, last by retrocop 23:42 Thu 15th Aug 2019
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derekpara

Tyres On Fox's Menu !

Beware ! This morning I came down to find that foxes had bitten through three of my tyres, resulting in a recovery of the vehicle and a bill for £145 ! Other neighbours in my area...
15:02 Thu 08th Aug 201913 answers, last by douglas9401 15:24 Fri 09th Aug 2019
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Bogtrotter

Private Eye 657

20/6 Boris needs to prepare to fire cabinet colleague: ?r??? ??n?s???
19:40 Thu 08th Aug 20194 answers, last by Bogtrotter 19:45 Thu 08th Aug 2019
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Bobbisox1

What Tv Shows Do You Miss?

I loved Home Fires and they're not making another series..... Dowton Abbey too , I know there's a film released in September...
21:46 Tue 06th Aug 2019118 answers, last by Baldric 17:32 Fri 09th Aug 2019
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marval

An Accident

I rang to report an accident at work that wasn't my fault. However, I have since had several boxes of shellfish delivered to my house. I must have called Clams Direct by mistake....
18:15 Mon 29th Jul 20192 answers, last by Patsy33 15:06 Tue 30th Jul 2019
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-SharonA-

England V Ireland Spoiler

. . . . . . . I see the Irish will be in the GUINNESS book of records!!!!...
13:31 Fri 26th Jul 201915 answers, last by New Judge 15:33 Sat 27th Jul 2019
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Bobbisox1

I Hate/ Dislike But I Love ...

What are yours? Not people, that would be too personal ,just things we see or hear of on a daily basis I hate ignorance,I hate feet on seats, I hate cigarette smoke I love the smell of new babies,I...
10:03 Thu 25th Jul 201949 answers, last by aelmpvw 07:14 Sat 27th Jul 2019

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