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MadMen
I'm feeding them fish flakes. Someone told me "a small pinch twice a day" but on the tub it says "several times a day". I don't want to overfeed them, but I also don't want them to starve to death....
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sherrardk
Caller - this is a call about your broadband Me - what company are you calling from? Caller - this is a call about problems with your Internet and computer Me - no it's not, your talking botox,...
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leela_13
His birthday is coming up next month he's insisting that he's coming to my house to pick me up for 2 days while my mom is out,i understand that i am 27 years old and should be able to go but what he...
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Solarjunkie
Where can I buy glass cullet, for incorporating in a concrete drive? Or is there a supplier of premixed concrete that will supply it with glass in it? I have searched all morning & come up with...
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Yarmite
Please can anyone help. Both the answers start with the letter 'P' 1. Happy one-a thing of the past. (3,5) 2. Marionettes appeared on A.R.S. (6,7) 3. Dismiss and belittle the two bears. (4,4) 4....
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ToraToraTora
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-22554082 Looks like Newsnight is about to drag the BBC even further to the left!...
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biggleswade
An Explanation Please I, as a newcomer, han been reading posts on here and also having a look at member's profiles and some things puzzle me. I hope someone can explain them to me. How long do I have...
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jessiedog
Does anyone know the area covered by either of the above? Do they deliver to Northern Ireland, Channel Islands, Isle of Man, Scilliys, Scottish Islands etc. As Royal Mail have upped their prices so...
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mrs_overall
After my shower, I was sitting on the patio with a cuppa when I spotted another dandelion on the lawn. Making sure there were no implements around that could attack me I went to pull it out. All went...
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ToraToraTora
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-22537153 Like all the "racist" sit coms of this era the real target of ridicule is the racist himself so do we really need to censor the stage version of...
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Spoonboy
I put a quest in for jokes earlier, and, somehow, it got put into the Jobs and Education section. I will try again. Do you have any jokes with an obvious punchline? On the lines of the following...
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BlackRoseThorn
I got bored and thought "I wonder what people think the worst book ever written is?" So I'm asking...
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starrs
1- Temp ??SUAL 2- Fools about (with) ???SES 3- Openly resisted D????D 4- Steams up ???S 5- Droll plays ??T????S Thanks again...
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bandearg
4 are they headless gnats evolved (4) ?n?s After courting this could have you going to court again(6,2,7) ?r?a?h? ?f ?r?m,s? Thanks...
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chokkie
Does anyone know how I can properly clean off soap residue from a shower glass. Have tried one of those window cleaner vacuums (the one where you wet the glass and the vacuum sucks off all the dirty...
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Greedyfly
I am looking to buy a small amount of woven wooden, cardboard or clear plastic fruit punnetts with handles. I have been googling with various words such as berry baskets etc... But cannot find any...
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slinky.kate
if you were a famous person and had to give your son and daughter an 'unheard' name son-digger sebastion daughter-larribeth lily, give us a laugh,the funnier the better...
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Segilla
I’m single aged 78, and for 8 years I’ve had a committed relationship with a lady overseas and we have visited each other for fortnights around 8 times. She is 68, ten years younger than me, and...
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modeller
I go to 5 different supermarkets some give points like nectar which I like the best as I can get them elsewhere as well and they are easy to spend. I get Tesco points and Co-0p divi. Asda and Waitrose...
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jimmymcc123
the bingo adverts just before emmerdale

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