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I Could Kill For A Bottle Of Vodka Right Now....

But somehow finding the strength not to after todays event. A couple of weeks ago i would have been wasted by now.

You Have To Laugh

My local council said today they couldnt empty the bins because the lids were frozen shut. I went out to mine this morning to put rubbish in, and all that was need was a sharp pull to free it.... ...

barry1010

When Was The Last Time You Sewed A Button On?

I was responsible for the button tin when I was a child and it was my job to tack matching buttons on to a piece of card. It seemed that buttons had to be replaced every week back then, probably... ...

cleoval

How To Stop Bread Machine Bread From Going Hard Query.?

Hi Does Anybody know how to store Bread Machine Bread From Going Hard Please.? Is a wooden Bread Bin without ventilation any good.? Thanks.

locust

Can Science Bring Everlasting Life?

Research has shown that normal human cells are mortal, dividing only a finite number of times. After that, they stop dividing. It is a process that has been compared to an internal clock that... ...

Rondy

Holiday Plans

Advice needed please. I'm lucky enough to be on holiday from Dec 26th to Jan 15th and would love to go to a quiet beach, without crowds, preferably in the Caribbean or Indian Ocean. Ideally a child... ...

Rondy

And There's More

I was standing in a queue behind a very big fat woman with a huge ***. When her phone started to bleep, a little boy behind her shouted: "Watch out, she's reversing." ___ Jesus Christ was... ...

royfromaus

Put On Your Dancing Shoes.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-67604591 Born in France but shouted Alluh...well, you know what he shouted. So, no doubt menkle health will be the focus. https://www.memri.org/tv ...

Canary42

Italy: The Leaning Tower Specialists

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/leaning-tower-italy-sealed-off-140323410.html?.tsrc=fp_deeplink ...

Vagus

We’ve Just Had….

Frozen leftover curry, defrosted and heated, obviously, sweet potato bajees, veg samosas, rice, and peshwari naan.
Soon to be followed by a new one on us..Costco bread and butter pud. Don't usually... ...

patrickstar

Unable To Remove Car Window Smear

My daughter is having issues with her car windscreen and side windows in that they are greasy / misty. She has tried cleaning them with newspaper, white vinegar / water mix and glass cleaner. She... ...

naomi24

Who Is Your Dinner Date?

Following on from the handsome man/beautiful woman thread, more light-hearted musings on famous people.
You're invited to dine with your idea of a perfect dinner partner. Who is it? David Niven... ...

MargaretD

M Is The N It S

Anyone get this right?

barry1010

When Was The Last Time You Twiddled A Knob?

Apart from doorknobs, I can't remember the last time I twiddled a knob. Not like the old days, fiddling the vertical and horizontal knobs on the TV, searching for radio stations. None of my... ...

miser

Still Driving On Summer Tyres?

This video may surprise you, it's worth watching to the... ...

Charles659

Dingbat Help Please

I'm sure this should be obvious, but for some reason my mind has gone blank: A 4x2

Bogtrotter

Private Eye 767

24a Top male gets one in the sack: ??h??? 28a Immortal one in Glasgow covered in dung sadly: ???y???

gordiescotland1

Should I Visit Someone With Covid19 In Hospital

Hi there a very good friend of mine has an autoimmune disorder called sarcoidosis he got Covid 4 weeks ago and just never recovered. He tested negative after 7 days but this week was admitted to... ...

Theblip

Family Gift

Anyone here bought a gift for loved ones that's been a great success? Ones I've bought that have gone down well include a spider catcher and a citrus juicer. Any recommendations? I need... ...