13d News:fresh beer in Lidl ordered as a starter for meal. ?i?n?r ?e?l? . I think answer is "dinner bell" in which case I can get an anagram of beer, lidl and nn. If one n comes from news,...
I was recently walking home from work and crossed over the zebra crossing as I always do. As I came to the other side of the road, the car beeped at me. I turned round to see what was going on and the...
A man walks into a chemists and says to the Pharmacist behind the counter, 'Listen, I have three girls coming over tonight. I've never had three girls at once and I need something to keep me...
A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were spending the first night of their honeymoon. They opened the champagne and began undressing. When the bridegroom removed his...
I recently went to a Holy Shrine in Bosnia at a place called Medjugorje. I went with my friend (who is a Catholic) to scatter her Dad's ashes around the statue of Our Lady. (She appeared here to some...
About 4 weeks ago there was a chat on the breakfast show about a book describing an "A" road somewhere down douth, I think running towards Dorset?? Can anyone help with the title? Thank in...
11x. l hurried out and was seen. 5 letters. S?l?d 5d. Have teeth in me to an extent. 5 letters. ?m?l? ( is it smile) 22x letter about a jewel and love. 5 letters. o?e?? 14d A vehicle or two 7 letters....
I think i've a horlicks of this one and if so i'll need to come back several times. So any help would be much appreciated. Here goes:- silliness(7) ?n?n?t? violent commotion(6) ?u?u?t composers...
Just having a rant - bought a pair of Clarks sandals off Ebay Size 4 brand new - when they arrived they are most definately not a 4 but more a size 3. I have small size 4 feet and very slim. I think...
Does anyone know of a car rental firm that you can pay with debit card or cash? I may need to hire a car in the next day or two, but I don't have a credit card any more.
I have been asked out to a birthday lunch from a man I met a year ago. I dont know him well as we have only really said hello, only seen him about half a dozen times in passing. I saw him yesterday in...
I was driving on main round round the bend at about 20 mph. 20 meters ahead I saw the Traffic light turn fom amber to green. So I kept going. At the lights I saw a pedetrian started to walk across and...
What is the easiest lock or whatever to use on a bedroom door.... That i could possibly install myself (im not so bad lol).... Not sure i can manage a lock that works inside and out though? Surley...
I am currently accessing AB with Firefox ! Using Windows 7 Home Premium. ISP = Virgin,which is very fast. All Windows Updates are bang up to date. Browser Cache cleared. Painfully slow even accessing...
