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Christmas Lunch

I can't work today due to noisy scaffolders (yay, they are going today), so I thought I better get on with sorting out the food for Christmas. I've only got 7 on Christmas Day so I think I might... ...

smurfchops

Golf Umbrella

Which is a good brand at a reasonable price please??

locust

Will Man Survive Global Chaos Of Wars And And Government Upheaval

What does the Bible say ???? . You are going to hear of wars and reports of wars; see that you are not terrified. Matt. 24: 6.

naomi24

What Are Your Food Matches Made In Heaven?

Dark chocolate and cherry for me.

Treacle71

Another Comment On My Body Size Made At Work

As it's Diwali, a coworker very kindly brought in some biscuits. She’s very pushy, so I gratefully took a few, but decided to take them home (I have to watch what I eat as my doctor told me my... ...

douglas9401

Selfless Politician

Saves his country £11,000 by paying for data roaming charges incurred doing parliamentary business. 'The matter has been taken in hand and settled' said the soon to be ex... ...

Canary42

Some Old Ones Resurrected - Feel Free To Add More.

I know lots of these have been published before, but I just found this collection on Facebook and couldn't resist dumping them here. I'm sure you'll enrich the thread with further examples. Things... ...

woodturner2021

Quiz

Two questions. Each must contain ' chi ' somewhere in the answer. 1. Drunk end to a pain. 2. Gambling disk, altered brethren.

Khandro

Real News Or Fake News

I recently opined on another news thread how I felt a picture of a child covered in blood was artificial because the blood (if it was blood) seemed to have no corresponding wounds and in this... ...

ladybirder

Women's Endometriosis South Coast (Esc) Charity Appoints Trans Woman As Ceo.

What do you make of this? Is it OK? https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-12742595/Outrage-charity-womens-condition-appoints-trans-woman-CEO.html ...

Rondy

How To Clean Your Toilet

HOW TO CLEAN YOUR TOILET:
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In... ...

Canary42

Is Abbey A Prankster . . .

. . . who likes winding people up ?

abbeylee90

Do I Meet Him?

This guy was om about meeting up with meet up with me tomorrow he wanted to go cinema I said as I haven't met him we don't know if it will work then today he showed a rude pic so not sure what he... ...

pastafreak

S. A. D. Lamps

Or... just SAD... Does anyone have one...was your experience positive? And cheap/ moderate priced recommendations? I've considered them in the past but the price a few years ago was steep. They... ...

-SharonA-

Bloke In Pointless.............

Just said, he has an eight incher which he gets out on a clear night!!!!! Oooh errrrr missus!!!!

gulliver1

Sunak .

Rishi Sunak to reshuffle his Cabinet .. David Cameron seen entering Downing St. Whats going on ? Is Cameron going to be Sunaks chief adviser.

Treacle71

For Those Of You Who Work, Is Your Boss Paying For Your Christmas 'Do'?

We work for bosses who are loaded, yet we (admin staff) have to pay £25 each for our 'do'. We're not sure that we should. Anyway, what is your workplace doing for... ...