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bazgotto

gardening

need glass for 6ft aliminium greenhouse
14:09 Mon 17th Aug 20092 answers, last by carlton23 12:02 Fri 21st Aug 2009
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bricro

Azaleas

Can indoor azaleas be planted outside after they have finished flowering?
10:00 Fri 21st Aug 20094 answers, last by bricro 17:11 Fri 21st Aug 2009
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crisgal

help! I can't sleep!

i am SO tired yet can't seem to keep still long enough to drop off. What can I do? I feel twichy and itchy. Aaaargh!
02:28 Thu 20th Aug 200917 answers, last by karenmac60 23:44 Sun 23rd Aug 2009
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Damsel28

Painful Nipples

My nipples have been very sore the last few days. Even wearing tops rubbing against them are painful. Any ideas on what this could be? Before anyone asks, it's nothing sexually related
11:43 Thu 20th Aug 200913 answers, last by Damsel28 09:00 Fri 21st Aug 2009
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carlton23

Dyson Vac

Is the roller ball Dyson as good as they say? Only reply if you have one please. I have the old DC1 but the wife wants a new one.
00:01 Wed 19th Aug 20095 answers, last by carlton23 13:50 Thu 20th Aug 2009
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tonyav

following a night out,

a man brings his mates back to show off his new flat. but his mates are perplexed by a huge gong in the middle of the lounge. '' whatsthat big brass gong for ?'' enquires one of his mates. ''whythats...
18:33 Wed 19th Aug 20092 answers, last by carlton23 23:20 Wed 19th Aug 2009
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richardjhoop

more nursery rhymes

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, her knickers all tattered and torn. But it wasn't the spider that sat down beside her but Little Boy Blue with his horn. Jack & Jill went up the hill to fetch a...
18:23 Wed 19th Aug 20098 answers, last by pjgriffo 21:58 Mon 07th Sep 2009
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grapevine

what have they all done

what have lewis hamilton roger moore and michael hessiltine all done
17:32 Wed 19th Aug 20094 answers, last by squarebear 16:57 Thu 20th Aug 2009
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badhorsey

Making a lawn from scratch

I've got a garden. It's not a very nice one and until recently, had had no work done on it in the best part of 20 years. That's all changing and I've got it down to the point where I can actually see...
17:18 Wed 19th Aug 20092 answers, last by buildersmate 08:31 Thu 20th Aug 2009
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lynbrown

Having a hypo on insulin

Can someone please remind me - if i am having hypos, do i need more or less insulin?
21:13 Wed 19th Aug 200916 answers, last by Sqad 09:53 Thu 20th Aug 2009
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kilkenny

Broken Blood Vessel

After making love with my wife a few days ago, the following morning, I noticed what appeared to be a bruise on my foreskin. On closer inspection it was red and appeared to be blood under the skin...
16:46 Tue 18th Aug 20097 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 14:18 Wed 19th Aug 2009
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leeray

which one

I have very sensitive teeth. Can someone recommend a toothpaste please.
19:31 Tue 18th Aug 200911 answers, last by Nosha123 13:27 Wed 19th Aug 2009
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lulu_bucket

need light in a shed with no power

any ideas about how to light up garden shed with no electricity? these led push on lights no good - need more light. Any ideas - thanks in advance
23:20 Tue 18th Aug 20096 answers, last by north star 10:01 Fri 21st Aug 2009
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tonyav

for some time

many of us have wondered who is jack sh!t ? we find ourselvesat a loss when someone says, you dont know jack sh!t thanks to my effortsyou can now respond in an intellectual way. jack sh!t is the only...
15:44 Mon 17th Aug 20093 answers, last by lindylou16 21:02 Tue 18th Aug 2009
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McMouse

Going To Iraq

A soldier ran up to a nun, out of breath, he asked, "Please may I hide under your skirt? I'll explain later". The nun agreed. A moment later two military police ran up and asked, "Sister have you...
17:31 Mon 17th Aug 20092 answers, last by carlton23 23:31 Mon 17th Aug 2009
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marval

where are you from?

A virile, young Italian soldier was relaxing at his favourite bar in Rome, when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde. Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his...
17:45 Mon 17th Aug 20094 answers, last by marval 11:51 Tue 18th Aug 2009
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McMouse

George Bush In Hell

One day in the future, George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him. "I don't know what to do," says the devil. "You are on my list, but I...
17:46 Mon 17th Aug 20094 answers, last by RunRedRiot 20:19 Tue 18th Aug 2009
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marval

Not for the dirty minded

It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin. I slid it between my fingers until I got to the end of it. I was turning it on. It became firm in my hands, and the end was wet. Then it...
22:46 Mon 17th Aug 20093 answers, last by rinkins 11:56 Tue 18th Aug 2009
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carlton23

Now, Jack & Jill

Jack and Jill went up the hill To have a little fun, Jill the dill Forgot her pill So now they have a son.
12:21 Mon 17th Aug 20093 answers, last by carlton23 12:49 Mon 17th Aug 2009
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carlton23

Jacks Back

Jack and Jill went up the hill And planned to do some kissing Jack made a pass and grabbed Jills @ss Now all his teeth are missing.
12:25 Mon 17th Aug 20093 answers, last by carlton23 12:32 Mon 17th Aug 2009

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