"somehow" we have managed to change the screen resolution on our PC DONT KNOW what we did as we weren't fiddling about. It is now so "blurry". \we have gone in and adjusted the font size to maximum...
A chicken farmer went to a local bar... sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!" "What a...
I have a pear tree that is so laden with pears that they are snapping the branches, will they ripen if taken off the tree & put on egg trays in the greenhouse ?
My wife and I were watching `Who Wants to be a Millionaire` which bores me, so I asked if she would like to make love, "No" was her rapid reply, so I said I would like to phone a friend. That`s when...
I have a delight every weekend in visiting a local fish bar where the owner batters and cooks a frexh fillet of cod for me. He is extremely hurt that over MANY years of visiting his shop I have never...
Would like to grow sunflowers next year with our guys that we look after,try and grow the biggest competition,anyway can i use sunflowers seeds that youn get from the health shop,or do i have to get...
How can I stop my nieghbours cat coming in to my garden. will try anything within reason. my two dogs go mad after it has been in the garden. thought about letting the smaller dog having it
Mr & Mrs Poliday had a daughter Anna. Anna's job was helping to run the floating dock at the nearby harbour. The dock was used to repair boats and it was Anna's pride and joy, she loved the job so...
It was entertainment night at the Convention Centre and the assembly room was packed because none other than The Amazing Claude, the world's greatest hypnotist, was heading the evening's...
We found a fungi in our British garden, underneath some ivy. They are about the size of a golfball , smooth skinned , but fairly hard. They are hazelnut in colour, with a slightly pointed end like a...
Many first War programmes start with a soldier carrying a wounded soldier over his shoulders. He is carrying this wounded soldier through the mudded trenches and looks up to the camera ( with a...
Over the last few weeks, we have been invaded by tiny litte black flies! They are not fruit flies - they are smaller and are completely black. I have cleaned drains, checked potted plants and we have...
http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2009/08/lady -gaga-hermaphrodite-picture-sparks-rumors/ what do u think of this article? do u think it will affect her popularity? or does it show how ridiculous the...
