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Georgie Porgie

Georgie Porgie pudding and pie, Kissed the girls and made them cry When the boy`s came out to play He kissed them too Cus he was gay.

evedawn

"somehow" we have managed to change the screen resolution on our PC DONT KNOW what we did as we weren't fiddling about. It is now so "blurry". \we have gone in and adjusted the font size to maximum...

piccadilly

male mid life crisis

does anybody know when male mid life can start, and could one of the symptoms of it be abject ineffable boredom?

carlton23

Mary`s little Lamb

Mary had a little lamb Her father shot it dead But she still take it to her school Between two chunks of bread.

marval

A chicken farmer went to a local bar

A chicken farmer went to a local bar... sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!" "What a...

buggybelle

will pears ripen if taken off the tree

I have a pear tree that is so laden with pears that they are snapping the branches, will they ripen if taken off the tree & put on egg trays in the greenhouse ?

carlton23

Who To Be A ..............

My wife and I were watching `Who Wants to be a Millionaire` which bores me, so I asked if she would like to make love, "No" was her rapid reply, so I said I would like to phone a friend. That`s when...

rutineli

Does Cod Have Worms?

I have a delight every weekend in visiting a local fish bar where the owner batters and cooks a frexh fillet of cod for me. He is extremely hurt that over MANY years of visiting his shop I have never...

peeanut

frozen meat

is frozen meat heavier than unfrozen

poodicat

SunFlowers?

Would like to grow sunflowers next year with our guys that we look after,try and grow the biggest competition,anyway can i use sunflowers seeds that youn get from the health shop,or do i have to get...

devon dave

keeping cats out

How can I stop my nieghbours cat coming in to my garden. will try anything within reason. my two dogs go mad after it has been in the garden. thought about letting the smaller dog having it

EDDIE51

Storm Damage

Mr & Mrs Poliday had a daughter Anna. Anna's job was helping to run the floating dock at the nearby harbour. The dock was used to repair boats and it was Anna's pride and joy, she loved the job so...

SKA

moonlight

love it

marval

Messy

It was entertainment night at the Convention Centre and the assembly room was packed because none other than The Amazing Claude, the world's greatest hypnotist, was heading the evening's...

anderlee

Manson - channel 5 last night

Hi, Did anybody watch this drama documentary last night? Wasn't it chilling? I only caught the last hour but I was gripped.

merlinsmate

What is this fungus?

We found a fungi in our British garden, underneath some ivy. They are about the size of a golfball , smooth skinned , but fairly hard. They are hazelnut in colour, with a slightly pointed end like a...

delrich

First World War

Many first War programmes start with a soldier carrying a wounded soldier over his shoulders. He is carrying this wounded soldier through the mudded trenches and looks up to the camera ( with a...

yvette303

Little black flies!!!

Over the last few weeks, we have been invaded by tiny litte black flies! They are not fruit flies - they are smaller and are completely black. I have cleaned drains, checked potted plants and we have...

ludwigvan

Trapped nerve

Hi folks, does anyone know of any exercises that would ease the pain of a trapped nerve in neck / shoulder?Thanks everso.

RonaldosDub

lady gaga has a penis?

http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2009/08/lady -gaga-hermaphrodite-picture-sparks-rumors/ what do u think of this article? do u think it will affect her popularity? or does it show how ridiculous the...

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