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Need a greener lawn

Sorry - posted in wrong section earlier - We laid a lawn last year - and it was a lush green lawn for months. Winter is over soon and its looking a little less lush. Am guessing its just the time of...

johanna02

Little Johnny

Teacher tells the class to make a sentence using the word DOUGH. Little Jane puts up her hand - In Italy they make Pizza using special DOUGH she says. Very good says Teacher. Little Mary raises her...

BockingBob

Boy am i tight.

I said to the wife last night " I'm off to the pub, get your coat on" She said "Oh good am I coming with you " I said "No I'm turning the fire off".

BockingBob

Pet shop.

A little girl goes into a pet shop and asks "excuthe me do you have any wickle wabbits" The shop keepers heart melts, he gets down on his knees so he is on her level, and says "do you want a wickle...

Biggles200

Holes in alloment and missing onion sets

In the middle of my onion sets is now a depression with lots of disturbed soil and at the bottom a 3 inch diameter tunnel. There are about a dozen onion sets missing. What animal has done this as I...

suzzy43

sweet peas

what can i feed my plants with

boardinggate

Stop sand blowing away

I'm looking for a cheap way of stabilizing sand. I have a lot of sand aroud my house and it is constantly blowing inside our house when the winds are high.

puddicat

O The Joys Of Aging!!!

Got terrible indigestion, blinkin painful, only got that since i grew older,various veins,muscles aches,skin tags what other pleasures await???

Dewi

Standard rose

Looking for a reliable supplier of containerised standard roses for immediate planting Have googled til my eyes went crossed Can anyone help please ?

dsvd

Sealing the side of a bath

Sealing the side of a bath do you use silicon or caulk? had problems with water leaking through gap between bath and wall

Cumbria41

All in one Printers and ink cartridges

Hi, I am looking to buy an all in one printer but would like to buy one that isn't going to break the bank every time I have to renew the ink cartridges. Whch is the most reasonably priced printer ink...

blackfish

explorer

I am having trouble getting my windows internet explorer to work this is the first time for three days anything has happened .Any suggestions please

carlton23

Panasonic Flat Screen lcd

I have bought the above and wonder if any A/B can tell me how I can get two programmes showing on the screen. It`s got all the necessary things and I`m having HD included next week. I know it will do...

LucyThomas5

An old man in confessional.

A 92 year old man is in the confessional box. He tells the priest, "Yesterday it was my 92nd birthday. I went out to a bar and managed to pull two 19 year old blondes. I took them home and made love...

coffeeboy

Bank Manager

I talked to my bank manager the other day and he said he was going to concentrate on the big issues from now on. He sold me one outside Boots yesterday.

chrisrob

2 decorators

Two painters are decorating a church when they start running low on paint. They decide to add some water to make it stretch further. They soon find they're getting short again and add more water. They...

Steve.5

on the web

Alfie Patten the 13 year old father has joined Fathers for Justice. He said "It makes sense really, as I already have a Spiderman costume".

crisgal

not going out

who sings the theme tune on this? Is souns like that bloke who won stars in their eyes doing frank sinatra. Can't remember his name though. I think he went to vegas. Anyway, just wondered if it was...

carlton23

Photo Recovery

I lost photo`s of my grandchildren accidentally and, although I found them in the `Re-cycle Bin` and clicked restore, they have not done so. Could anyone tell me where they may have gone? TIA.

sandmaster

Headphones

As recommended by other Abers I am going to buy an extension cable for my tv - headphones. But I have no idea what the size is. Is 3.5mm the current standard size for TVs? I know this is a vague...

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