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Darts.

Has anybody noticed that live darts is on both BBC2 and ITV simultaneously. That doesn't happen every day does it?

Cleaning Wooden Floors

Anyone know the best products for cleaning a dark redwood floor. Had some work done and floor has lost it's shine. Would like to avoid having to sand it down!!

stewey

When people depart from AB, where do they go? Do they get sucked into a recycle-bin? Can we retrieve or restore them to their former selves if we so desire? Do they become irreversibly de-pixelated?...

carrust

Skunks.

As I was sat in my car this morning I saw a woman walking a skunk on a lead! Are skunks the trendy pet to own, & are they suitable to be kept as a pet?

triggerhippy

Funny names

Today I have spoken on the phone with a Mr Sheen and a chap called Gordon Showers. Previously my fav funny name was a Nurse ******. Have you come across any funny names?

Sasha13

Let's count to a million

I'll start. 1.

cleversod

picking your nose.

Wheres the best place you've but your bogy after picking your nose.

Bazile

Chatterbank / Body & Soul

What's the difference between the two categories ?

amsterdammer

Is this justice?

A 44yr old black man walks free from court with a smirk on his face after being convicted of a vicious attack on a 96yr old war veteran, which was unprovoked and leaves him with loss of vision in one...

maggiemcgill

We need a band name quick!!!

NAME OUR BAND: 5 middle aged guys (been around forever, in various bands between them (since late '60's early 70's-ish) need a name by Thursday Evening, had some great replies on an earlier post, but...

taliesin238

What is your favourite comedy programme ever?

I cant name just one but its defo either Father Ted or League of Gentlemen!

bobtheturkey

bowling club dinner

as you might know its my bowling club dinner on friday night and i am quite nervous as this will be the first time i have gone out to anything bar bowls matches and bingo in quite some time, i am...

triggerhippy

user names

How did you end up with your user name?

scoobysoo

Stopping Unsolicited Calls

I have had 4 unsolicited marketing calls in the past hour. How do I stop this? I have got a Virgin cable line

Doc Spock

Would you trust a man with

1. Balding head and pony tail. 2.Pierced ears. 3. Too much bling. 3. Any combination of above. Why can't men be real men like me, why do some feel the need to have a girly ponytail and poncy earings.

Oneeyedvic

How do you confuse a Daily Mail Reader?

Tell them that Asylum seekers kill Paedophiles! (wonder how long it will be before this is removed?)

smudge

Oven cleaning....

I was cleaning the top oven & grill today, but ran out of the usual Mr. Muscle. I ended up using some B&Q - BBQ spray which was absolutely brilliant. Just wondered what you would recommend for oven...

Wix

How old are you?

Before you ask i'm not some internet perv, i'm just curious as to who is using the site. I'm 27. I was just wondering if answerbank was run by kids or was a family site or were people hung out when...

whittywads

Turning water supply off

I want to turn off the water supply to my hot water cylinder, to repair a hot tap. There is a gate or wheel valve to carry out this operation but I can't turn it. There is a nut in the middle of the...

Chasingcars

Kitchen & Bathroom paint

I am about to re-paint my kitchen in Dulex white paint However their 'kitchen' paint only comes in matt finish ( i want silk finish) They do a 'bathroom' paint that does come in a white silk finish...

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