Or not. Maybe we should have pitched for the contract? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-27294848 /// One commenter notes that expletives are part of everyday speech. "If they ban...
Dave: My wife made a very odd dinner last night - toad in the hole. Tony: What's odd about that? Dave: She used real toads. Tony: Well count yourself lucky she didn't make spotted dick for dessert!...
http://www.independent.co.uk/incoming/nigeria-violence-islamist-gunmen-kill-hundreds-after-opening-fire-in-busy-village-market-9334388.html Should the UK, the US and France get involved in Africa's...
me - the towel rail in the bathroom has come off the bracket things again. have we got any longer little screws? OH - if you didn't put towels on it, it wouldn't fall off. - could you repeat that...
Some of you answer-bankers may know that my other half and I are currently nearing completion on buying a house. We're beginning to think about decorating and one thing he particularly wants to change...
This is the first drink I've had in years. When I slipped it into the shopping trolley today I knew I'd drink it sooner rather than later. Isn't life a bitch?