I get really irritated by jeans that are just slightly too short on people (falshing thier socks) and always seem to notice it. My best friend gets really irritated with people wearing pastel colours...
I am here for another hour. I have just realised my parents dogs motion sickness tablets take 1 hr to kick in. Any jokes to keep me amused. Q) What do you call 100 white men chasing a black man? A)...
I had the police knock on my door last night. They told me that my elderly neighbour had a caller earlier on in the evening who posed as a police officer, entered her house and then proceeded to walk...
There's a mouse in the flat, and it's given me the shock of my life. I've just been unloading the dishwasher, and he shot out from behind the bin, and struggled through the vent at the bottom of the...
I REALLY want a pogo stick so that I can re-live my youth, a boob job so I can shed those 5lbs I don't need but still keep my 34C shape, a skiing holiday, a new home in a great location.
Morning all!! Anyone's bosses been nice yet today?? We have to be out of our building by 2.15pm but boss just said we can go at 12.30 :-) Woooooooo!!! Straight to the pub it will be for merry...
I was just wondering how all the people on AB got to hear about it? And when? and whats your routine for using it? ie: at work, after work, before tea, after tea? sorry Ummmm i know its ONE question...
We recently did a survey at work where all staff completed a health questionnaire to determine which areas of their lifestyle possibly needed improvement. The responses were really varied and I...
has anyone broken up for xmas yet? no i dont mean work, i mean with your partner. my girlfriend of eleven years told me that she wants to finish. her excuse, she wants to go out and have a good time...
