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Delicate...

Ok, here goes. I have a, um, delicate situation i need some help with. I recently found out that all my ex-girlfriends have been laughing at me behind my back, due to the size of my manhood. I've...

undercovers

UK and American military action

Did the USA save the day (from the perspective of the UK) during the Second World War or was their involvement exaggerate by the media, Hollywood and the American people. I do not wish this to be an...

Ding-Dong

Organ Donation

Who believes we should have an 'opt-out' system?

Immortal298

kitchen sink

finshed doing the washing up i've been putting off, and the sink took about two hours to drain. wen it had done, i undid the trap under the sink to clear it. first of all, there was a...

Tock389

Wish me luck!

Can I call on all my fellow ABers to wish me some luck. I'm going on a date with a girl who I asked out and who is quite simply lovely. Regular ABers will know my love life has been pants recently,...

WeeBlueElf

Change of career?

I am thinking about changing my career. I am currently a miner, but i would like to get out of these caves and fulfil my elf-like potential. Is there any chance i can make it in the big outside world?...

deesel

smelly hair

My big pal does'nt wash his hair, he says after a while it cleans itself.....if this is true howcome it smells like a fat mans sweaty socks??

Pootle

Pigeons for animal testing?

They are everywhere in countless numbers, nobody likes the disgusting creatures, they have no place in our society...seriously, why not put them to use during their miserable lives if animal...

Suo

Weighing luggage?

I have been looking at some travel review sites and have noticed a few people referring to 'luggage scales', apparently these can be bought relatively cheaply. How on earth do they work? I have tried...

jimbobo

population

what steps have governments taken in an attempt to control population numbers?

purpose

Cleaning keyboard

Although i thought i always made sure my hands were washed before using my laptop, i've just noticed that some of the more useful keys have what look like slight greasy marks on them. Has anyone used...

maggie01

cherry barb (fish)

Can anyone tell me what could be wrong with this fish please. Its stomach seems to have blown up and instead of being a sort of goldfish shape, it now resembles a tiger barb in shape.

johntheplamf

Alkie?

What's the difference between wanting alcohol and needing it?

toby19

Gaza strip

How come the israeli settlers say the gaza strip is god given and holy land. surely all of the earth is god given it makes no sense.AND did anyone see the footage on itv of a settler threatening to...

HAnn521

Venus Fly Trap--fill me in!

(maybe this should also be in "how does it work"...but anyhow)... Please tell me how a Venus Fly Trap works! Plants are living things, but they have NO intelligence nor do they need any nutrients...

Hendrix55

Birdbath mystery

In the corner of our garden was a birdbath. The other day I noticed that the bath bit at the top was missing... It hasn't fallen off so I can only conclude that someone has been into the garden...

georgit79

Gaza

Can someone explain to me the exact situation in Gaza, where Israeli troops are trying to evict Jewish settlers? Haven't been paying much attention and want to get my facts straight. Thanks oh oasis...

linlam

Man hating parrot

I'm looking after my neice's parrot, who seems to be a man hater. He's fine with the female sex, but after constant dive bombing her husband, he said that it was either him or the bird went. Mrs...

dorras

Fencing

My neighbour has aggressively repaired our fence without letting us know - pushing the panel so it leaned into our shurbs - can he do this?

Chessman

No Sound

I removed Real Player using 'add and remove', and the sound and volume control in the task bar went with it, is there anyone out there who can suggest a way of getting it back please? I have...

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