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Supermarket

A new supermarket opened near my house. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain. When... ...

douglas9401

Good Morning All

4:15 so off to catch a bacon roll at Washington in that England. Have a nice day. 😁👍

Chipchopper

Good Morning Early Birds

Hope your day turns out to something fantastic. Take care folks!

henrys202020

Strawberries

is too late now to plant strawberries thanks

Cmitchell

Roses

If one stem of rose bush appears from ground with NO THORNS along the stem (except two or three tiny ones at the bottom) does that mean it's a 'sucker' and should I remove it? If so how? Just cut... ...

sandyRoe

What's The Name Of The Plant With The Flowers?

https://photos.app.goo.gl/hRQugSsdNwTmf9k6A ...

Chipchopper

Big Beetle For Id

I spotted a large beetle in my garden today (Bigger than a bumble bee) Which glowed irridecent colours, from green to gold. Can anyone identify it, as I've not looked it up yet ? Never seen one... ...

maggiebee

Happy Birthday

Happy birthday to Sir David Attenborough , 98 today and to Martin Compston, 40 today.

sandyRoe

Where Have All The Starlings Gone?

I used to put fat blocks out for the birds. Starlings would swoop down and make short work of them. I haven't seen any for many months and the smaller birds can now take their time to dine. Where... ...

megfitz

Perennial Flowering Climber

Suggestions please for a perennial flowering climber for a pergola, we already have , Clematis, Wisteria, Jasmine, climbing roses, Golden Hop and would like something different , on a nearby wall... ...

William51

Crabs - Dad Joke - Fired.

Why are crabs so bad at sharing?. Because they are always shellfish. When does a joke become a dad... ...

sandyRoe

Do You Have A Favourite Type Of Bean?

Mine would be butter beans. They have a slightly floury texture so maybe not to everyone's taste.

sandyRoe

International Dawn Chorus Day

Did you get up at the break of dawn to listen to the birds heralding daybreak? No, I didn't either.

Hopkirk

Pipe Smoking

Does anyone smoke pipes any more

Chipchopper

Good Morning Earlyones

What leys in store today, dare I ask ? Hope it's all good for you today. Take care folks!

Chipchopper

Donations

An elderly man answered a knock at the door, and the caller said, "I'm collecting on behalf of the save our swimming pool calpain and all donations will be greatly received. The elderly man said... ...

melv16

Name A...

..biscuit that's named after one of the Commodores? Lionel Richtea...

ToraToraTora

Please Help Me Find More Of These.....

My grandson loves the jokes of this form... Q: What do you call a man with a car on his head? A: Jack I have several but you get the idea, looking for ones I don't know.

Chipchopper

2 Old Timers Playing Golf...

1st guy, "my old eyes are not what they used to be.....did you see where my ball wend" 2nd guy, Yep...but I can't remember😏

Smowball

Who Else Did Something Daft Yesterday?? Lol

Yesterday MrSmow was up in his office upstairs on an important video call,& I was doing various bits downstairs. Opened back patio doors slightly for a bit of fresh air , then walked to front... ...

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Supermarket

Good Morning All

Good Morning Early Birds

Strawberries

Roses

What's The Name Of The Plant With The Flowers?

Big Beetle For Id

Happy Birthday

Where Have All The Starlings Gone?

Perennial Flowering Climber

Crabs - Dad Joke - Fired.

Do You Have A Favourite Type Of Bean?

International Dawn Chorus Day

Pipe Smoking

Good Morning Earlyones

Donations

Name A...

Please Help Me Find More Of These.....

2 Old Timers Playing Golf...

Who Else Did Something Daft Yesterday?? Lol

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