Just woke up in bed with some sort of demonic, blurred faced entity coming to get me! I was kicking him away with my feet and shouting "go go get out". The funny thing was, I grabbed a garden hose and...
A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church and enters the confessional and sits down but says nothing. After a pause the priest coughs to attract his attention, but still the man says nothing. The priest...
Thursday. All is tranquil outside. One lonely hedgehog on the patio, it seems happy enough. Some shoplifting required today, I hope my lovely street warden will do it for me. I might start to tackle...
Hi all. Have spent most of the last few days in bed. Breathing problems and pain. On top of that, I am suffering the worst of depressions. Am waiting for an MRI bit can't have it during the present...
Hi food friends, With the current situation, I'm looking at other methods of cooking the humble potato, be home grown or bought. I no longer have a deep fat firer but would like to know if its...
Wednesday. A bit late this morning, after a lousy night, all of three hours sleep, and that wasn't restful. I've no idea what it's like outside. I'll find out shortly when the sun comes up. A short...
Tuesday. It's supposed to be sunny today. We shall see, if it is I'll spend some time out the back. might even flash up the barbie. Four hedgehogs in for supper last night. Always a pleasure to watch...
I asked waiter "have you the Bombay duck ?.
Waiter: "No sir its just the way I walk".
I complained to the Chinese waiter about the chicken being rubbery and he replied "uh thank you very much Sir"...
There was a national poetry competition which had reached its final between a University Professor and a country bumpkin. They were each given 20 seconds to come up with a poem using the word...
Now there appears to be some conflict in the efficacy of protective masks against the corvid virus. If you are convinced they may be of use, rather than deprive the NHS, why dont you make your own...
Paddy and Murphy are sat in the pub and the barmaid mentions that they are both getting a bit of a belly. They decide it is time for a bit of exercise. The barmaid says the best form of exercise is...
Monday. It's dry outside after all the rain yesterday, I put the hedgehogs food under the table again to keep it dry, it's all gone. Tiggy towers is still occupied. I've no idea what today will bring,...