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murraymints

Good Morning Early Birds

Good Wednesday morning birdies xx Hope everyone is good today !

murraymints

Good Morning Early Birds

Good Tuesday Morning my wee birdies xx ready for it ?

paross

Birds Singing Before Dawn

At 5.45am this morning there was bird singing in the pitch black. Does anyone know which birds do this?

Bobby50

Dingbat Help Please.

Dingbat help please. 12” BEAK Any ideas anyone, thanks....

Chipchopper

So Cold...

I've added two new bird feeders, along with the existing one, due to the high demand during this cold snap. I now call it the "Birdmuda Triangle"...

Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back....

murraymints

Good Morning Early Birds

Good Monday morning all xx hoping this finds you in good form

TonyEmpson

Balls Coming Onto Our Property From Private Basketball Court

When out property was built the developers left the communal Basketball/Football cage for the residents, which is at the end of our garden. Despite having a 7ft fence we constantly get footballs being...

Bazile

Pee

I got detained for peeing into my local swimming pool ''But everyone pees in the pool '' , I protested . ''Not from the 50 feet diving board sir '' said the attendant...

Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I'll admit it, I have a tremendous sex drive. My girlfriend lives 40 miles away....

1ozzy

Any Early Birds,,

,, feeling chirpy?

Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

(For full transparency I must declare that this is copied from a listener's input on the Ken Bruce show on Radio 2 yesterday.) I went to see my doctor the other day. "Doctor" I said "I keep mentioning...

LadyCG

Good Morning Early Birds

Saturday is here. A day for catching up on what's you've missed all week. We'll be shopping and prepping for our Sunday lunch tomorrow with the in-laws and catching up on housework. An exciting day...

Hazlinny

River Songs

Today looking for songs which include the name of a river (Worldwide) - must include actual name, not just "river" - not sure how easy or difficult this might be! For starters "Ferry cross the Mersey"...

tatty1

Footwear Quiz

2. found near the sink? (3,5) 3. eels? (8) 5. these can be personal! (8) 11. quarrels (5) 15. an aversion to blood (3,7) 18. fish (6) 27 you can't play tennis in these! (5,5) 33. cads in central...

advice4moll

Help Me My Cat Is Demon

On a scale of 1-10 how normal is it for your cat to float up in the air and start flying around your room, going on your computer and typing in how to wipe out dogs from the face of the earth, and...

advice4moll