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emmie
morning, Thursday already, the week is slipping away. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today? I have no plans as such, so will do...
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emmie
morning, Wednesday midweek already, where do the days go. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today? I haven't as i did all the...
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emmie
morning, Monday and the start of the working week for some of you. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today? I have a food shop...
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Hopkirk
This farmer comes up to me and says "I've got sixty eight sheep, can you round them up for me?" I said "Sure. Seventy"...
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1ozzy
,,bumping their heads walking down my stairs, so I put up a warning sign. https://ibb.co/BZCsY5k...
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emmie
morning, Sunday already, a day of rest, so they say. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today? I am meeting a friend for coffee this...
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Hopkirk
I asked the librarian where I would find books about engine lubricants. She said they are in the non friction section....
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Shaglene
My wife and kids are upset because I put ginger in their curry. They loved that cat.
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emmie
morning, Saturday and the weekend is here. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? I have to get my new reading glasses from...
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Chipchopper
I wandered down the cheese aisle of my local supermarket in a dream-like state, and accidentally put my favourite Mexican cheese in someone else's shopping trolley. I was rudely brought to my senses...
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Hopkirk
Christmas wouldn't be Christmas without M&S. It would be Chrita....
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emmie
morning, Friday already, the end of the working week for some. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today? I have a GP telephone...
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Hopkirk
Apparently I have trouble verbalising my emotions. Can't say I'm surprised....
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emmie
morning, Thursday already, the days are whizzing by. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today? I have nothing in the calendar, so it...
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Hopkirk
My wife is going to a fancy dress party as a Rastafarian. She's asked me to do her hair. I'm dreading it....
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emmie
morning, Wednesday already, where do the days go. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? I have a GP appointment this...
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emmie
morning, Tuesday already, the days are going by fast. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? I have a food delivery coming...
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emmie
morning, Monday already, the start of the working week for some of you. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? I have no...
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emmie
morning, Sunday already, the days are whizzing by. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? My friend in NI will be calling...

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