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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

Have you noticed that several formula one drivers have names of Scottish towns? Stirling Moss Eddie Irvine Lewis Hamilton Ayr Town Centre...
07:59 Sat 09th Jul 202211 answers, last by Hopkirk 21:30 Sat 09th Jul 2022
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Chipchopper

Shed Load

A lorry has shed its load of strawberries on the motorway. Jams are expected...
07:02 Sat 09th Jul 20227 answers, last by Patsy33 13:01 Sat 09th Jul 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Saturday already, the weekend is here, i hope that you are all in good health, if not then you have my sympathy, and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today? I have a...
04:43 Sat 09th Jul 202239 answers, last by emmie 08:50 Sat 09th Jul 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I just rang the council to ask permission to have a skip outside my house. "Go for it fatty" she said "you could use the exercise"....
06:56 Fri 08th Jul 202217 answers, last by 1ozzy 08:37 Fri 08th Jul 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Friday already, the end of the working week for some of you. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Have you any plans for today? the forecast for the...
04:15 Fri 08th Jul 202286 answers, last by emmie 12:35 Fri 08th Jul 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

The difference between men and women is that if a woman asks you to smell something, it is usually nice.
06:46 Thu 07th Jul 202210 answers, last by Arksided 11:01 Thu 07th Jul 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Thursday already, the week is rolling along, i hope you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today? I am about even earlier than normal as...
04:18 Thu 07th Jul 202264 answers, last by DTCwordfan 08:06 Thu 07th Jul 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

Apparently tequila probably won't save your life, but it's worth a shot.
06:50 Wed 06th Jul 20225 answers, last by Patsy33 10:06 Wed 06th Jul 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Wednesday midweek already, time certainly flies, i hope that you are all as well as can be, and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? The forecast for the...
04:15 Wed 06th Jul 202274 answers, last by murraymints 09:00 Wed 06th Jul 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

My wife asked if I knew any tennis puns. I replied "They're really not my forte, love."...
07:22 Tue 05th Jul 202214 answers, last by Bazile 12:19 Tue 05th Jul 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Tuesday already, i hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Have you anything planned for today? Apart from having to go to the post office to return an item,...
04:34 Tue 05th Jul 202255 answers, last by murraymints 08:08 Tue 05th Jul 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

My inflatable house got a puncture last night. Now I'm living in a flat....
07:14 Mon 04th Jul 202217 answers, last by Arksided 17:16 Mon 04th Jul 2022
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megfitz

Spirea Leaf Colour Change

My Spirea “Anthony Wareter” has grown and flowered very happily for the last several years, usual pruning, mulching care , but this year half the bush although full of flower has leaves that are much...
23:36 Sun 03rd Jul 20222 answers, last by megfitz 13:57 Mon 04th Jul 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Monday and the start of the working week for some. I hope you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today?...
04:34 Mon 04th Jul 202265 answers, last by William51 08:24 Mon 04th Jul 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Sunday already, where do the days go, I hope that you are all well, and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? I Have a food shop to sort out early, then my...
04:22 Sun 03rd Jul 202236 answers, last by sanmac 05:41 Mon 04th Jul 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I keep saying "Welsh rabbit" instead of "Welsh rarebit". I think I'm suffering from mixing my toasties....
07:46 Sat 02nd Jul 20228 answers, last by zebo 21:54 Sat 02nd Jul 2022
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Chipchopper

Some You Win Some You Lose

I was pleased to see a family group of 4 or 5 mistle thrushes come into my garden, sadly one was eaten by a predator (just the wings and legs left) but those remaining are doing a good job of keeping...
07:53 Sat 02nd Jul 20222 answers, last by Chipchopper 09:18 Sat 02nd Jul 2022
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Chipchopper

Ullswater Lake Monster

There have been some sightings reported of ducks and indeed geese; being dragged underwater by some huge creature. I recon its a giant catfish, what do you think?...
06:37 Fri 01st Jul 202226 answers, last by Chipchopper 07:33 Sat 02nd Jul 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Saturday and the weekend starts here. I hope you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one, do you have any plans for today? The forecast for the capital is a high of 20c,...
04:18 Sat 02nd Jul 202250 answers, last by emmie 07:47 Sat 02nd Jul 2022
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Chipchopper

Poor Quality Crops

This year, my veg crops look very poor. Pale weak growth, and struggling to grow properly. The beans have lots of aphids and viruses, and the squash have hardly grown at all. I just wondered if anyone...
17:05 Fri 01st Jul 202210 answers, last by Togo 12:44 Sat 02nd Jul 2022

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