A pregnant woman from Colchester was involved in a car accident and, while in hospital, she fell into a coma. When she awoke a week later, the woman noticed that she was no longer carrying a child,...
COMPLETE AND FINISHED No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between these two words. In a recently held linguistic competition held in London, England, and attended...
A man invites his friend back home for dinner. The wife screams at him... "I've not done my hair, not done my make-up, not done any housework, not done the dishes & can't be bothered with cooking!...
When Michel was getting married, his three friends - an electrician, a carpenter, and a dentist, decided to play a prank which is customary. The electrician said he knew exactly what he was going to...
My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start.
So far today, I have finished two bags of chips and a chocolate cake.
I feel better already....
Why... do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak? Why do banks charge a fee due to insufficient funds when they already know you're broke? Why is it that when...
1] There must be something wrong with my eyes. I can't take them off you. 2] Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes. 3] That's a nice blouse. Can I talk you out of it? 4]If I could...
Enjoy........... A man checks into his hotel on a business trip and, feeling a bit lonely, he thought, I'll call one of those girls you see advertised in phone box's when you're calling for a cab. He...
An old man went to a beach and saw a sexy girl in a bikini. he went up to her and asked her"can i feel your sexy,boobs?" The girl said, "no way, get away from me old man." The bloke said," twenty...
A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, 'For...
A man had two of the best tickets for the FA Cup Final. He sits down and soon another man comes along and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. "No", he says, "the seat is empty." "This...
Just wondering how many cups of tea(or coffee) you normally drink a day? I was speaking to a woman the other day who said she has up to 30 cups a day!! That seems a ridiculously high amount. I dont...
So my girlfriend of 9 months just got a a part time job....well..about 2 months ago. She got a job at Hooters so she's surrounded by perverts all day. She also goes to an automotive engineering...