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From punrise to punset

From punrise to punset 91. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted,musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons...
15:02 Tue 03rd Apr 20124 answers, last by SteveD 07:18 Mon 14th Dec 2015
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House of the rising pun

81. Sky has just won the rights to screen the first World Origami Championships from Tokyo. Unfortunately, it's only available on paper view. 82. One entrepreneur says to another: "I've just been...
11:09 Sun 01st Apr 20122 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 15:58 Sun 28th Oct 2012
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Jest for the pun of it

71. Recently a guy in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre. However, after planning the crime, getting in and out past security, he was captured only 2 blocks away...
13:33 Sat 31st Mar 20124 answers, last by marval 15:38 Sun 01st Apr 2012
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Miss punounced

61. A man goes to his psychiatrist. "Doctor, you've got to help me," he says. "I keep thinking that I'm a well-known psychoanalyst." "How long has this been going on?"...
13:27 Wed 28th Mar 20121 answer, last by marval 14:09 Wed 28th Mar 2012
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Pun crock

51. If you drop a piano down a mine shaft, do you get A flat minor? 52. On a camping trip, is the fun in tents? 53. Why is a baker like a beggar? They both knead the dough. 54. The cross-eyed teacher...
14:51 Mon 26th Mar 20123 answers, last by Madmonks 20:36 Mon 26th Mar 2012
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Pun dreads of Jokes

41. As the animals left the ark, Noah spoke to each pair in turn: “Go thee forth and multiply!” Two snakes disembarked. “Go thee forth and multiply,” they were commanded....
14:46 Sun 25th Mar 20129 answers, last by marval 15:09 Mon 26th Mar 2012
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Porgy & Bess.

What have they to do with putting the clocks forward? ... ... ... ... I'll tell you somer time....
14:45 Sun 25th Mar 20122 answers, last by mrs_overall 14:46 Sun 25th Mar 2012
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Tales of the punexpected

31. Dog Biscuits: Are they made of collie flour? 32. “This coffee's muddy!” “That's funny; it was only ground this morning.” 33. What did the grape say when it got stepped on?...
16:16 Thu 22nd Mar 20123 answers, last by pillj123 18:49 Thu 22nd Mar 2012
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A good pun is its own re-word

21. What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison? You can't wash your hands in a buffalo. 22. Feeling unwell, a man went to an alternative therapist who gave him a length of thin leather....
18:07 Tue 20th Mar 20122 answers, last by Starbuckone 23:58 Tue 20th Mar 2012
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punnish: the language punsters use or what they do to their audience

11. A skeptical anthropologist was cataloging South American folk remedies with the assistance of a tribal brujo who indicated that the leaves of a particular fern were a sure cure for any case of...
15:42 Mon 19th Mar 201222 answers, last by marval 18:12 Mon 19th Mar 2012
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Puns are awful but poetry's verse!

1. Two thirsty travellers in the Australian outback find a small homestead called Marcy. They are desperate for a drink. The homesteader offers them Koala Tea. When it comes, it is thick, green and...
13:21 Sun 18th Mar 20123 answers, last by squarebear 14:54 Sun 18th Mar 2012
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Exchange object with PST charity?

Sometimes when I turn my mobile phone on, I get this message on screen with options to select Yes or No. But after a few moments it disappears. Can anyone tell me what it is and what would happen if I...
22:23 Sat 10th Mar 2012
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Treemendous

Ivy was pining. She longed fir a hollyday. She'd been stuck in the mud too long. Could she spruce herself up and board a plane to cedar world? Or take the elm of a clipper and find a distant beech....
09:01 Thu 08th Dec 20116 answers, last by RATTER15 09:32 Thu 08th Dec 2011
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Sound problem on HDMI link

I sometimes link my laptop to my television with an HDMI lead to watch television o iPlayer. However, although I always get a picture, sometimes I get sound through the television and sometimes I...
11:27 Thu 03rd Nov 20112 answers, last by chrisrob 11:39 Thu 03rd Nov 2011
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Cat C insurance repair

I am tempted by a second hand car being sold with very low mileage at a very low price by a reputable dealer. It was the subject of a "Cat C" insurance claim but has been professionally...
17:43 Sun 16th Oct 20112 answers, last by mdoo98 07:52 Mon 17th Oct 2011
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Removing tweets

I have two twitter accounts: a personal one and one for the charity I am chairman of. (Although I am fairly new to using Twitter.) I recently "liked" another twitter account to receive...
09:10 Mon 29th Aug 20112 answers, last by chrisrob 10:38 Mon 29th Aug 2011
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Drazonware

I keep finding an empty folder entitled "Drazonware" has been created in my Documents library. I delete it and it comes back after a few days. Googling it, I'm worried it may be created by...
17:38 Sun 28th Aug 20114 answers, last by chrisrob 06:10 Tue 30th Aug 2011
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Lost all sound

I have found someone else has posted a similar question but not had any replies that would help me. I usually have my laptop (HP Pavilion Entertainment PC) on mute but when I turned the volume back on...
16:27 Sat 30th Jul 20114 answers, last by BIGDOGY 12:07 Sun 31st Jul 2011
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Error 15 (net::ERR_SOCKET_NOT_CONNECTED): Unknown error.

I was adding and editing pages to a site I manage: www.barrettswessex.org.uk hosted on Google Sites, when it told me there was a server error. Attempting to reload, I get the message shown in this...
22:49 Wed 29th Jun 20114 answers, last by chrisrob 06:07 Thu 30th Jun 2011
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Micro SD problem

Using two laptops: a large HP running Windows 7 and a small Dell netbook running Ubuntu, there are times when I use one and times when I use the other. I also like to listen to some of my music which...
10:37 Mon 23rd May 20114 answers, last by chrisrob 12:30 Mon 23rd May 2011

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