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Smowball

The marathon

Mt friend ran the marathon this morning....following with the Twix next weekend and the Mars the week after......
14:40 Sun 22nd Apr 201220 answers, last by Smowball 11:49 Mon 23rd Apr 2012
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marval

At sea

Mick and Paddy had promised their uncle Seamus, who had been a seafaring gent all his life, to bury him at sea when he died. Of course, in due time, he did pass away and the boys kept their promise....
10:29 Fri 20th Apr 20125 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 19:43 Sat 21st Apr 2012
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maggiebee

Hard of Hearing

An elderly gentleman had had serious hearing problems for years. His doctor sent him to be fitted with the latest high-tech invisible hearing aids. When he went back to his doctor for a checkup, his...
13:17 Wed 22nd Feb 20125 answers, last by Starbuckone 20:26 Wed 22nd Feb 2012
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marval

Ouch

A man travelling by plane and in urgent need to use the men's room is nervously tapping his foot on the floor of the aircraft. Each time he tried the men's' room door, it was "Occupied". The...
16:01 Mon 20th Feb 20127 answers, last by HowardLink 09:46 Wed 25th Sep 2013
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marval

Jam & Bubble Gum

An Australian man was having a coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a cafe when an American tourist, chewing gum, sat down next to him. The Australian politely ignored the American, who,...
20:18 Fri 13th Jan 20125 answers, last by coffeeboy 19:57 Thu 19th Jan 2012
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missprim

New 2012 Ford

Renault and Ford are working together on a new small car for women which should be less susceptible to theft. They are mixing the Renault Clio and the Ford Taurus and calling it the Clitaurus. The...
00:37 Sat 07th Jan 20126 answers, last by missprim 21:29 Sat 07th Jan 2012
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jd_here

Ouch!

A married couple had been out shopping at the shopping Centre for most of the afternoon, suddenly, the wife realised that her husband had "disappeared". The somewhat irate spouse called her...
21:42 Fri 06th Jan 20124 answers, last by coffeeboy 16:55 Sat 07th Jan 2012
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stokemaveric

just being nosey........

how did you meet your better half???
18:59 Fri 06th Jan 201271 answers, last by paddywak 00:47 Sat 07th Jan 2012
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Steve.5

Names that link Xmas

eg HOLLY Valance & YUL Bryner The last time I tried this it got hijacked...
21:13 Sat 17th Dec 201110 answers, last by Maidup 21:54 Sat 17th Dec 2011
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Slapshot

Two Books

Students at a local school were assigned to read two books, 'Titanic' & 'My Life' by Bill Clinton. One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly...
21:04 Mon 05th Dec 20113 answers, last by missprim 16:29 Tue 06th Dec 2011
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marval

Confessions

Four older women are sitting around playing Bridge. The first woman says, "You know girls, I have known you all a long time and there is something I must get off my chest. I am a kleptomaniac....
17:01 Sun 04th Dec 20113 answers, last by Starbuckone 22:38 Sun 04th Dec 2011
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starone

HI - HO SILVER

The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian War Party. The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, YOU are the great Lone Ranger" ... "In honour of the Harvest Festival, YOU will...
22:31 Tue 29th Nov 20118 answers, last by coffeeboy 19:41 Wed 30th Nov 2011
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BertiWooster

Exchange rates

I was at my bank yesterday ; there was only a short queue . The woman in front of me was an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for pounds . It was obvious she was a little irritated . She asked...
23:59 Wed 23rd Nov 20113 answers, last by coffeeboy 20:18 Thu 24th Nov 2011
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Slapshot

Long Haul Journey

A young Portsmouth woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the sea, but just before she could throw herself from the wharf, a handsome young man stopped her....
17:09 Tue 22nd Nov 201111 answers, last by tenrec 22:11 Tue 22nd Nov 2011
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missprim

Night Nurse

A very tired night nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after an 12-hour shift. Preparing to write a check, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it. When she...
17:06 Sun 20th Nov 20111 answer, last by coffeeboy 19:18 Sun 20th Nov 2011
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Dolt

Christmas joke

Tampax manufacturers are going to be putting tinsel on their tampons this Christmas but it's only going to be for the Christmas period.
19:25 Fri 18th Nov 20118 answers, last by notasyoungasiwas 14:58 Sat 19th Nov 2011
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marval

Okay

Okay Think of a number. Multiply it by 3. Now add 5. Take away the number you first thought of. Now add 7. Subtract 2. Add back the number you first thought of. Now, close your eyes. . . . Dark, isn't...
15:41 Sat 05th Nov 20116 answers, last by coffeeboy 12:59 Sun 06th Nov 2011
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coffeeboy

Meat balls

Vietnamese meat balls they realy are The dogs b@ll@cks....
18:48 Fri 21st Oct 20112 answers, last by coffeeboy 18:53 Fri 21st Oct 2011
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starone

Jews sank the Titanic

The plane leaves Heathrow Airport under the control of a Jewish captain; his co-pilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a...
22:30 Tue 04th Oct 20119 answers, last by rockyracoon 20:31 Thu 06th Oct 2011
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JonnyBoy12

Some funny animal jokes for you

A lion walked into a restaurant and ordered a steak. When asked how he would like it done he replied he would not like it cooked at all. Why was this? He liked roar meat! Why have giraffes got such a...
20:23 Sun 02nd Oct 20113 answers, last by Spoonboy 16:12 Mon 13th May 2013

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