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This'll drive you nuts

A long-term inmate at a mental home was made a trusty as he didn't appear to be a danger and he was put to work in the kitchens. One day he had a complete mental breakdown and sexually assaulted the...
17:04 Sat 12th Mar 20117 answers, last by RATTER15 22:41 Thu 17th Mar 2011
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Talking about confessions........

A young man goes to Confession and the Father says "What are your sins my son?" And the youth answers "well, I think I'm gay." And the priest asks "What makes you think you're...
00:22 Sat 04th Dec 20105 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 13:05 Sun 05th Dec 2010
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Morning sex

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only The 'T' shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and...
23:50 Fri 03rd Dec 201013 answers, last by marval 17:34 Sat 04th Dec 2010
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Rich man, poor man............................

A rich man and a poor man were talking about the presents they bought their wives for their birthdays. The rich man said "I bought her a diamond ring and a Mercedes, If she doesn't like the ring...
19:51 Wed 17th Nov 20101 answer, last by cojones 19:52 Wed 17th Nov 2010
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tear-jerker

In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University.. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air....
18:17 Sun 10th Oct 20105 answers, last by lucca 13:35 Mon 11th Oct 2010
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start as you mean to carry on.

A new bride was a bit embarrassed to be known as a honeymooner. So when she and her husband pulled up to the hotel, she asked him if there was any way that they could make it appear that they had been...
21:18 Mon 27th Sep 2010
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Hormone Hostage

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth to a woman and he takes his very life into his own hands. This is a handy guide that should be as...
21:10 Mon 27th Sep 20106 answers, last by jaydah 16:10 Tue 28th Sep 2010
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Don't gamble

After my divorce I realized that poker isn't the only game that starts with holding hands and ends with a staggering financial loss.
21:04 Mon 27th Sep 20101 answer, last by redhelen 07:35 Tue 28th Sep 2010
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Efficiency

An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. "You don't want to try these techniques at home." "Why not?" asked somebody from the audience. "I watched my...
21:02 Mon 27th Sep 20101 answer, last by boxtops 21:03 Mon 27th Sep 2010
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Irish Air Disaster

News is coming through of what could possibly be Ireland's worst ever air disaster when a two-seater plane crashed onto a cemetry in the outskirts of Dublin. So far rescue workers haver recovered...
18:31 Sun 18th Jul 201015 answers, last by jno 11:03 Tue 20th Jul 2010
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don't know if this ones's been posted already

Teacher asks the kids in her class what their daddies do for a living. One says "he's a plumber", another says "he's a fireman". And they all answer in turn "he's a...
18:02 Sun 18th Jul 20101 answer, last by mollykins 18:05 Sun 18th Jul 2010
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Yorkshireman

A Yorkshireman's wife dies, so he begins to make arrangements for the funeral. He goes to the stonemason's to order a headstone. He was quite specific: "I want the words 'She were Thine' written...
19:25 Fri 26th Feb 2010
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Dog Tired

An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of. He calmly came over to me, I gave him a few pats on...
23:00 Tue 09th Feb 20101 answer, last by sophie_1003 21:00 Wed 10th Feb 2010
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social gathering

A group of 40- years- old friends discuss and discuss where they should meet for dinner. Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen restaurant because the waitress's...
22:57 Tue 09th Feb 20105 answers, last by marval 22:57 Wed 10th Feb 2010
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hungry?

I've just come out of the 'chippy' with a meat and potatoe pie, large chips, mushy peas & a jumbo sausage. A poor homeless man sat there and said 'I've not eaten for two days' I told him 'I wish I...
22:21 Tue 09th Feb 2010
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out of the mouths of babes

A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery store. As he waited, he was approached by a man called Terry who asked, "Son, can you tell me where the Post Office is?"...
12:11 Sat 12th Dec 20092 answers, last by Billy_Sugger 13:16 Sat 12th Dec 2009
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Red hot mamma

A lady walks into a sex shop and says "I'm looking for a personal comforter." The shop assistant takes out a few varying products and places them on the counter. "If you see nothing you...
12:07 Sat 12th Dec 2009

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