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Twelve

A man was walking past a mental hospital one day when he hears an erie voice calling out "Twelve. Twelve. Twelve". As he walked along the outside wall he spots a small hole and just as he...
02:13 Thu 22nd Dec 20113 answers, last by McMouse 11:04 Thu 22nd Dec 2011
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Three men talking

Three married men were talking one evening about how they dealt with their wives when they had been out drinking late. The first man said "I turn out the lights on the car as I appoach the house...
00:41 Thu 22nd Dec 20112 answers, last by Baldric 14:08 Thu 22nd Dec 2011
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Another old joke.

A rancher out west was out tending the farm one day when a shiny red convertible wheeled in the drive followed by a cloud of dust. The man in the car says "If I tell you how many head of cattle...
06:48 Thu 15th Dec 20116 answers, last by wildwood 23:31 Fri 16th Dec 2011
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Utah was lovely

Had the best weather while I was there. The views were spectacular. I was driving up and down rock slides and rough terrain with a 3/4 ton pickup filled full of oxygen and acetylene bottles. I was...
14:36 Sat 02nd Jul 201115 answers, last by jenna45 03:45 Tue 05th Jul 2011
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I'm off to Utah.

Headed out to the mountains for three weeks. Wish me luck. As they say in Chi-town "Ya'll hol' this spot down. I be right back."
17:48 Sat 21st May 20117 answers, last by Khandro 21:35 Sat 21st May 2011
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How many times has death awaken you?

How many times has death awaken you? How many times to enter its thrall? To all the times it has forsaken you? How many times have you heard its call? In the late hours its taken to you its lonely...
08:11 Sat 21st May 20119 answers, last by Carakeel 12:23 Sat 21st May 2011
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Video: Missing cat finds owner during interview

A cat that went missing after a tornado ripped through Alabama finds its owner while she's being interviewed on the news. http://www.cnn.com/vi...ring.intv.wiat?hpt=C2...
00:19 Sat 21st May 20115 answers, last by swedeheart 11:08 Mon 23rd May 2011
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Today I'm the bug.

Maybe tomorrow I can be the windshield.
22:37 Fri 20th May 20111 answer, last by Buenchico 22:46 Fri 20th May 2011
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Why can't we all just get along?

And so it begins...Pakistan's military said Tuesday its ground forces exchanged fire with a NATO helicopter in another possible flashpoint with Washington http://beta.news.yaho...y-post-062718053.html...
21:11 Tue 17th May 201111 answers, last by Gromit 15:14 Wed 18th May 2011
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Another year and another silly question.

Wife: What do you want to do for your birthday? Me: I don't know. When is it? Wife: Tomorrow. Me: Is it really? I guess it is. Let me think on it. I really don't care about holidays or birthdays or...
20:25 Tue 17th May 201117 answers, last by Cowtipper 23:31 Tue 17th May 2011
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Is this justice or religious non-sense?

Iran's judiciary has postponed the blinding of a man as punishment for throwing acid in the face of a young woman in 2004, after she rejected his offer of marriage. The delay came in the face of...
19:15 Sun 15th May 201128 answers, last by tamborine 19:02 Mon 16th May 2011
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Why the rush after all these years?

Libya has always been a rat hole. Don't we have enough wars on our plates yet? http://news.yahoo.com...110515/wl_nm/us_libya...
18:28 Sun 15th May 20117 answers, last by chrissa1 08:58 Mon 16th May 2011
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German court convicts Demjanjuk of Nazi war crimes

Five years for a guy that's almost dead. At least the Israelis didn't kill him. http://news.yahoo.com...any_demjanjuk_verdict...
12:47 Thu 12th May 201111 answers, last by Cowtipper 16:13 Thu 12th May 2011
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Three farmers were eating breakfast at the diner.

One morning three farmers and their wives sat down for breakfast in a local restruant. As breakfast was served the first farmer said "Please pass me the sugar, Sugar" to his wife. The second...
02:46 Thu 12th May 20116 answers, last by The-Toff- 23:24 Sun 15th May 2011
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U.S. terrorism trial may raise tensions with Pakistan...

http://news.yahoo.com...us_pakistan_usa_trial "A Pakistani-born man accused of aiding militants in the 2008 Mumbai attacks is set to go on trial in Chicago..." I'm thinking an ad in...
22:28 Wed 11th May 20118 answers, last by anotheoldgit 10:25 Thu 12th May 2011
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Archaologist and his first dig.

An archaeologist fresh out of school gets his first job on a dig in Cairo. When he gets off the plane he's met by a guide. As the guide is driving back to the camp he begins to tell about how great it...
04:15 Tue 10th May 20115 answers, last by piggynose 18:07 Tue 10th May 2011
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What are the chances I'm on a watch list?

Last night I was chatting with an ex-student of mine from Yemen on Facebook in a mix of Arabic and English. He's quite radical when it comes to MidEast politics and has a very fundamentalist attitude....
16:53 Mon 09th May 201122 answers, last by Cowtipper 20:14 Mon 09th May 2011
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For any guy that wanted a cut but didn't want to go by themselves...

http://news.yahoo.com...zbGsDcGhpbGlwcGluZWNp...
23:52 Sat 07th May 201134 answers, last by woofgang 10:24 Sun 08th May 2011
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How Many Gays Must God Create Before We Accept That He Wants Them Around?

Minn. State Rep Steve Simon- a Democrat, spoke out against Republican efforts to set up a vote next year to lock a ban on gay marriage into the state constitution. I can't believe this didn't trump...
01:59 Fri 06th May 201177 answers, last by Cowtipper 15:29 Sat 07th May 2011

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