I was in the caribbean on me hornymoon. Now I am stuck here in the effing garden with bouncer making his effing gooey eyes at me and winking at me and talking to a load of effing weirdos on my effing...
My neighbours are sitting in their garden enjoying the May Sunshine...................and my Garth Brooks is drowning out their chavvy banging tunes lol It's all meant in the spirit of...
Update for Atlantas landing . Time for uk watching the Nasa channel is approx 3 40 pm for landing. Also there will be a sighting tonight of Space Station at 10 05 for England which should be superb...
Just had some toasties while watching 'Big' Tom Hanks, remember that? I've seen it so many times, that shot where he goes back to the 'Zoltan' machine & he gets his wish! I'm going to tackle the...
flies always manage to find their way through an open window but can never find their way back out again. I have 2 unwelcome visitors and no SWAT team.
ELLO i'm 44 years old and getting a rock band together...can anyone think of appropriate names? i'm thinking of .....Zimmer and the frames.......suggestions pleeze........ta
Yesterday evening I mentioned that my neighbours were taking stereo equipment into their house but there was no noise at around 11pm. I got into bed and then it started!!!!!!!! Music went on till...
how can i establish myself as an equal with my mother in law? she is coming to stay again, she is very kind and helpful but treats me like a child, daughter maybe. i just want to sit and talk to her...
OK, so Puds has just finished work, so she works funny hours. We all know what I do, and I work mornings and early afternoon only. So anyone else with a funny job/hours?