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knobbynonut5
I was in the caribbean on me hornymoon. Now I am stuck here in the effing garden with bouncer making his effing gooey eyes at me and winking at me and talking to a load of effing weirdos on my effing...
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dot.haukes
My neighbours are sitting in their garden enjoying the May Sunshine...................and my Garth Brooks is drowning out their chavvy banging tunes lol It's all meant in the spirit of...
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DSnewsKE
Is the Happy House open on a Sunday?
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wendilla
Update for Atlantas landing . Time for uk watching the Nasa channel is approx 3 40 pm for landing. Also there will be a sighting tonight of Space Station at 10 05 for England which should be superb...
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No,Knowledge
A famous footballer a rock singer or a big film star, do you think you would like that?
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Sachs
Just had some toasties while watching 'Big' Tom Hanks, remember that? I've seen it so many times, that shot where he goes back to the 'Zoltan' machine & he gets his wish! I'm going to tackle the...
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tiggerblue10
flies always manage to find their way through an open window but can never find their way back out again. I have 2 unwelcome visitors and no SWAT team.
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No,Knowledge
But it's just so overrated
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knobbynonut5
I told you so.
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pastafreak
Type with one hand......while eating toast with the other hand??? I am now...and was just wondering if anyone else did.....
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TurtleWax
Told you it was going to be fun leggy. How many is that now? 10?? 15?? You will start to run out of new names soon LMAO@leg ???????? d t h ??????????
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CARABINT
ELLO i'm 44 years old and getting a rock band together...can anyone think of appropriate names? i'm thinking of .....Zimmer and the frames.......suggestions pleeze........ta
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knobby�onuts
Only a matter of time now!!!!!!!!
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tiggerblue10
Yesterday evening I mentioned that my neighbours were taking stereo equipment into their house but there was no noise at around 11pm. I got into bed and then it started!!!!!!!! Music went on till...
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john1066
In 50 years time will English people be an ethnic minority?
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dot.haukes
I can answer in short sentences.
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bubbles4920
how can i establish myself as an equal with my mother in law? she is coming to stay again, she is very kind and helpful but treats me like a child, daughter maybe. i just want to sit and talk to her...
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Postdog
OK, so Puds has just finished work, so she works funny hours. We all know what I do, and I work mornings and early afternoon only. So anyone else with a funny job/hours?

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