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Just in time for Mother's Day...

Mother's day is nearly upon us, and for those of you who simply think it is a cynical ploy to get more cash out of you by certain manufacturers of tat, here is a collection of "jokes". I am...

bobjugs12

The end is nigh

Ladies, Gents, Others, I have an announcement. I think my short stay upon this mortal coil is nearly at an end. I have contracted the most deadly of diseases, and I can watch my life clock ticking...

caslass

Don't you

Don't you just hate long user names that naff up the whole page. Why doesn't the ED give a maximum amount of letters.

area109

Do you believe this?

http://www.alexa.com/...o/theanswerbank.co.uk...

pericat

I have never been on here half cut

But I'm just back from a night out and I just wanted to say coo-eeee

carlton23

Mouse Mats

I just use a smooth piece of firm paper, taped to my desk sliding shelf, so why do most people use a mouse mat?

itsalrightimfrombarcelona

I have to go to eat now and gotobet I have got to fast tomorrow as I have to have a blood test at 3.30 and I cant eat for 10 hours before that. So have just warmed up the huge kebab and cooking the...

ummmm

What would you do????

If three brothers threatened to beat your son up on the way to school? Me....get my cousin to take him...he's a boxer and all the boys know him.. Him...let him go by himself and learn to keep his gob...

ayabrea38

Is this what you call a bad day?

Woke up(as you do) to turn over and go back to sleep,to find my eye itchy.To cut a long story short,got conjunctivitis in my right eye.boo hoo but I carried on,and decided to make the ginger cake I...

EKnewsDS

Not guilty.

My name has been cloned on 3 threads in SAB Pub Chat. I'm not even a member. Just want to make it clear, those are NOT my comments....

Bobbisox

Ye-ha! the ED has awarded his/herself a sticky

is this a blatant case of favouritism?????..lol

Im a BusyBee

Whats Prince Philip been up to?

saw him on the news but couldnt hear it!

bibblebub

Street View

Now that Google Street View has been updated to cover nearly all the country, have you check whether you are in any of the pictures? I have and I am....

sara3

nicknames..

my brother always calls me Fishface. my sister calls me Ra (her kids call me Auntie Ra). a friend at work calls me Spagbol. so what's yours? and do they need an explanation? (I don't look like a fish,...

CARABINT

apart from me........

who is the sexiest threader on AB?

bobjugs12

The Mens Thread

GIRLS STAY OUT This thread is for the blokes out there. It is a place to discuss power tools, sheds, home brew, motors, sport and what your missus has done wrong. Any subject is welcome, however...

rov1200

£180bn Debt

If I refuse to pay my council tax on time I am threatened with court action, a hefty fine and baliffs. If I was allowed to delay my payments I could continue splashing out on life's essentials. Why is...

rov1200

Mosque overlooking Sandhurst?

With a mosque and its minorets standing over 100' high overlooking Sandhurst where our Army officers are trained is the planning of it just inflammatory? Fortunately the planning has just been turned...

mrs_overall

What was your most embarrassing injury/mishap?

Reading how salla stabbed her eye with a sausage on a stick reminded me of the time I half swallowed a cocktail parasol in a Greek bar and nearly choked to death.