Donate SIGN UP

craft1948

18601 to 18620 of 25362

First Previous 928 929 930 931 932 933 934 Next Last

Avatar Image
Mustardmit

A woman goes into a winebar

...goes up to the bartender and asks him for an innuendo, so he gives her one.
19:14 Fri 18th Dec 20094 answers, last by Mustardmit 20:08 Fri 18th Dec 2009
Avatar Image
CARABINT

SCARY

I saw myself naked earlier and It was scary,I thought it was Alfred Hitchcock.....tips to get rid of the blubber perlease.....
18:57 Fri 18th Dec 200935 answers, last by angiealf 11:14 Tue 22nd Dec 2009
Avatar Image
flobadob

Apologies for the paedophile priests.

Do you ever get the feeling that the pope/catholic church hierarchy are more sorry for the fact that these so called holy men were found out for their raping of children, rather than being sorry for...
18:12 Fri 18th Dec 200915 answers, last by flobadob 21:00 Tue 12th Jan 2010
Avatar Image
boingboing

East Coast train Peterborough to York

Hi, am travelling East Coast trains Peterborough to York on Xmas Eve (leaving Peterborough 13:17) returning Sun 27 Dec (leaving York 11:53). Am ordering tickets tonight, should I reserve my seat?,...
18:20 Fri 18th Dec 20095 answers, last by boingboing 18:28 Fri 18th Dec 2009
Avatar Image
Bobbisox

ED could we have a New Years Honours list please?

I will nominate docspock for his wonderful graphical knowledge...maybe a Lord? NOK for his charm and wit...eh?...LOL...a Sir? And Bigmama for her sweetness and strength in the face of adversity...a...
17:27 Fri 18th Dec 200927 answers, last by society 18:58 Fri 18th Dec 2009
Avatar Image
docspock

Back soon

Puss wants the heating to come on sooner, silly timeswitch with those little blue levers. Need my magnifying glass....
17:04 Fri 18th Dec 20098 answers, last by society 19:48 Fri 18th Dec 2009
Avatar Image
__NOK__

AB double acts

idea from Vibras thread.......................... noway & klown .............................. The Krankies...
16:47 Fri 18th Dec 200933 answers, last by Ankou 17:26 Fri 18th Dec 2009
Avatar Image
craft1948

Well that's the last of the Xmas Presents bought.

Well impressed as I ordered this on-line from Argos on Wednesday and a very cheerful chappy has just delivered it. However, it is the first time I've bought something and not known what it is...........
16:51 Fri 18th Dec 20091 answer, last by craft1948 17:02 Fri 18th Dec 2009
Avatar Image
Connemmara

lit star

This should be in shopping site - but would anybody know where I can buy a lit star (running from electric) for top of my tree. Used to have one for years now they seem exempt.
13:37 Fri 18th Dec 20093 answers, last by craft1948 17:00 Fri 18th Dec 2009
Avatar Image
sue2009

Cleaning stained teeth

Any tips on cleaning stained teeth between trips to dentist. Front bottom 4 become very stained at the back presumably from tea and coffee.
15:21 Sun 13th Dec 20097 answers, last by craft1948 16:44 Fri 18th Dec 2009
Avatar Image
docspock

I am embarrassed and humbled.

There are many great posters on this site. Chuck' VHG and Chris give great technical advice. Squad is readily available to help people with problems concerning their health. Far too many to mention....
16:23 Fri 18th Dec 200920 answers, last by society 19:42 Fri 18th Dec 2009
Avatar Image
vibrasphere

Will you post on CB on Xmas day?

And which user would you like to deliver the CB xmas message at 3pm? and who can deliver the alternative message? Boobi and Boo get my votes...
16:02 Fri 18th Dec 200938 answers, last by Barmaid 17:24 Fri 18th Dec 2009
Avatar Image
KRUSTYMAN

X FACTOR WINNER?

I never watched this programme or any of the previous series but I'm curious - has this years winner got a speech impediment? I only ask because I heard a record on the radio today and couldn't help...
19:53 Wed 16th Dec 20092 answers, last by craft1948 13:27 Fri 18th Dec 2009
Avatar Image
Connemmara

turkey

Heard a lady in Sainsburys asking for Norfolk Black turkey. Now it turns out there is Norfolk Black Norfolk Bronze Norfolk Gold OMG - what does that all mean - is it the taste or what....
11:44 Fri 18th Dec 20094 answers, last by ummmm 13:02 Fri 18th Dec 2009
Avatar Image
Zuriel

JoJoJoJoJoJoJoanna.........

Anyone remember her,is she still around? She used to put up really abstract questions!...
12:21 Fri 18th Dec 200914 answers, last by benny3008 12:57 Fri 18th Dec 2009
Avatar Image
AB Editor

Morning All - It's Snowing!

Dear All, It is snowing! Snowman pictures encouraged. All the best, Spare Ed...
10:55 Fri 18th Dec 200952 answers, last by EDDIE51 20:04 Fri 18th Dec 2009
Avatar Image
dennisb66

Donkey sex row

Residents in Darfield,who live near a field of donkeys have complained that doing what comes naturally is keeping them awake. Result...Barnsley council have now served enforcement notices on the...
10:58 Fri 18th Dec 200915 answers, last by Ankou 11:28 Fri 18th Dec 2009
Avatar Image
Barmaid

Any ideas where I can buy a sledge (sp?)

As above, in Peterborough, can't find one in Toys R Us or Argos!!!!!!!
10:58 Fri 18th Dec 200922 answers, last by sara3 15:17 Fri 18th Dec 2009
Avatar Image
docspock

Good morning sensible stay inbed folks

Just out of the pit, been waiting for the sun to come up. Still waiting. Well it's Friday whatever that means, just another day in the life of the laid back ones. And a very merry Christmas....
10:27 Fri 18th Dec 200914 answers, last by B00 11:10 Fri 18th Dec 2009
Avatar Image
joggerjayne

the smug thread

Wow ... looks like snow everywhere tomorrow. Glad I own a 4x4 ! I will be glad of the "off road" capabilities tomorrow. Does anyone know what the "Diff Lock" and "High/Low...
23:38 Thu 17th Dec 200954 answers, last by alfiesgirl 10:51 Fri 18th Dec 2009

18601 to 18620 of 25362

First Previous 928 929 930 931 932 933 934 Next Last