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Double beds for children.

Just seen on Eastenders that annoying little brat, Ben, having a double bed at his age. I had a fairly large bedroom as a child but only ever had a single bed. Then at boarding school, I was confined...

pa___ul

Do women..

i know champagne obviously does but do women really eye up our packages as much as men eye up womens waps?

Sasha13

What are your bugbears?

What things really annoy you about people when you start out in a new relationship (i.e. not at the stage where you've slept together - maybe at the first/second date stage)? For me, it's blokes that...

Kroozer

Are British accents changing?

British accents are changing, apparently. London accents are spreading further and further out to give large areas of the country a slight 'estuary' English twang. Add to this the influence of...

henrys

phlem

my mate got a lot of phlem in his throat its effecting his breathing help please cannot see doc for 8 days thanks

crete

masterchef the movie

auditions take place tomorrow are you interested ?

Trinny

Getting back with your ex

Should you?

curlyperm

Hairdressers

Hi sorry this is probably the wrong section so - apologies, but just wondered what you'd do? i've just been to the hairdressers, app. for 1 oclock, sat down in 'the chair' at 20 past, no problem with...

Tit-4-Tat

The Name Fanny

I may just be lucky, but I have never seen a Fanny that is not gorgeous and beautiful.

Joe_the_Lion

The names Emily and Katie

This is a serious post. I have never met an ugly Emily or Katie in my life. Is this true of other ABers.

Supernick

Naming Pet Goats

A friend is getting some new pet goats and can't think of names. Come on punsters and comedians, I want some good names for them....

gadget man

released from a megalomaniac so you relay to us?

You say you were released from a megalomaniac. But you are very nonspecific about why you left the said site and why you came here to post about it . Was this a big show to get attention or was it...

Joe_the_Lion

Auction. How is it pronounced?

I talk fairly well, but not posh and I say auction like ORK-SHUN. I have heard many say, usually on TV shows say OK-SHUN. I can not make sense of phoentics so is there anybody out there who knows the...

Champagne

A beautiful, sunny day

It's just too good a day to waste in the office, so to make the most of it I am going to go for a lengthy cycle ride through Windsor town and along the Long Walk after work....

xJx

advice about the pill

i recently stayed on the pill through 2 packs without a break in between and come off of these last friday. iv been on my period now for 5 days and im still quite heavy. im going away for a few days...

warpig3

Snoring, mrwarpig is still doing it?

Seriously, what should I do, I can hear him from down stairs,aaaaaaaaggggggghhhhhhhhhhh! any suggestions? thanks warpig

Corkscrewed

Please help

I'm a manic depressive and i'm taking medication. But I feel so suicidal at the minute. I see a counsillor and she helps. But its when i'm on my own it's terrible. I know i'm selfish as there are lots...

warpig3

Crete, you there? Need some info.

Crete, not sure if I am entitled to unemployment benefit or not. In NI it was the DHSS, is it something differerent in Scotland, as cant find anything in local phone book. thanks warpig