23a] Top quality former monk's room in French church.[10] Excellence or excellency?
11d] French for 'rain heavily.' [4] ?O?R. I assume the answer is 'pour', but why French?...
12a Sign made by printers when strike-breaking (8) ???E?I??
21a They ust lose regulars,hurting profession (8) P???????
15a A drive in rain for lover (8)...
... Today I went to try on my Wedding Dress (again) (not been properly asked yet but I wanted to see what was asked when I was asked in a drunken moment) I found it and today I went to take my gran...
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The computer swallowed Grandad, Yes honestly it's true! He pressed control and enter And he disappeared from view. It devoured him completely, The thought just made me squirm. He must have caught a...
A man is drowning his sorrows in his local pub. 'Why the long face,' the barman asks. 'Well' the man explains, 'I took a sneaky look at my girlfriend's internet browsing history last night. I was...
Two blokes talking about their wives. 'Last night my wife and her friend went to see an erotic movie,' one guy says. 'I hit the sack early but was awakened to see my wife standing there with a leather...
Friends are like a pair of knickers.
Some crawl up your backside.
Some snap under pressure.
Some get a bit twisted.
Some you love.
Some are cheap.
And some cover your ass when you need them to!...
A daughter asks her father, "Dad there is something that my boyfriend said to me that I didn't understand. He said that I have a beautiful chassis, lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper." Father...