A man walked into a pet store and said " I'd like to buy a wasp please" and the sales assistant replied " sorry sir we don't sell wasps"
Why the man demanded "you have one in the window"...
50 Shades of Hay
They slipped behind the barn and quickly
removed each other's harness.
There, with nothing to rein them in, it
would be a night of unbridled passion.
OK, I'll get my coat!...
Sunday. Quite mild out this morning, but cloudy...again. Ireland did the job v France. 18 - 11. Wonderful. :o} Scotland v Wales today. Not much to do today, so I shall watch the match after the usual...
Fred goes back to the clinic. 'I'll still can't get the hang of putting on a condom' he cries. 'Did you do as I suggested?' the doctor questions. 'Did you practice on a banana?' 'Banana?' Fred...
Good morning everyone - I'd better get this typed and underway before I turn into a large puddle of goo ...it's hot and V V humid so far, but the catastrophic fire warnings will be ok as the...
`Lets face it Religion brings nothing into humanity apart from war and is only used as a power of control and money. What will actually be the final straw when these old books are merely just a joke...
I went into my local last night and there were free peanuts on offer on the bar. I duly tucked in, when the peanuts started talking to me !! They told me that I was a handsome, young strapping chappie...
Well, another one has vanished from the latest posts. So I'll start you with another. You just follow the previous lyric as close as you can. Play nice and keep it friendly. Love cupid04.xx I'll start...
Wednesday. The middle of the week already! Tempus fugit. 5°C this morning. Getting warmer! Out to lunch today. A place I haven't been to for about 15 years. I'm looking forward to it. It's a semi...
