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Friday Afternoon Music Thread

Hi Ed,Is it too early for FAMT ? Hope this is ok ?
14:09 Fri 23rd Sep 201110 answers, last by daftgrandad 16:46 Fri 23rd Sep 2011
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Connection Time

Is anyone else having problems with this today ? A lot of times I have gone to go from eg Chatterbank to Music and each time the sign comes up telling me Internet Explorer cannot display.When I...
08:54 Thu 01st Sep 201118 answers, last by Bobbisox 12:34 Thu 01st Sep 2011
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Eye Test

A Polish chap went to the opticians,for his first check up,since arriving in England. "I would like you to read the chart on the wall,starting from the top" Said the optician. "Read it...
07:54 Wed 31st Aug 20115 answers, last by marval 15:24 Wed 31st Aug 2011
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Buddy Holly

Good eh?
15:22 Sun 28th Aug 201118 answers, last by daftgrandad 18:12 Sun 28th Aug 2011
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Two Quick Ones.

Man visits the doctor. Doc says "Whats your problem"? Man replies "I seem to have a strawberry in my ear" Doc says "Hang on,I,ll get you some cream for that." A duck...
14:22 Wed 08th Jun 20113 answers, last by standian 14:13 Thu 09th Jun 2011
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Todays Tips

Hi stokey, I am going for :- Final Liberation 15.10 Brighton. Samarkand 21.10 Newcastle. Lets hope we have some luck !...
08:58 Thu 26th May 20115 answers, last by stokemaveric 10:03 Thu 26th May 2011
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Plantation Work.

A chap went out to Africa to work on a plantation.After a week,he spoke to the foreman. "What does one do for female company round here ?" The foreman replied "There are no females,but...
15:02 Fri 20th May 20112 answers, last by ChuckFickens 16:35 Fri 20th May 2011
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School Reunion.

A reunion was held at a girls school and three met up,discusssing their lives,since leaving. The first one said "I have been lucky,we have 4 properties,a mansion,a foreign villa,a place in the...
13:24 Thu 19th May 20114 answers, last by Bobbisox 16:04 Thu 19th May 2011
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Lilies

When we moved into our present house,in July 2009,the front garden had,amongst other plants,some lovely lilies,already in bloom.They were beautiful last year also. However,this year,where the bloom...
13:50 Mon 09th May 2011
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Beech Hedge.

Could anyone tell me please,if it is possible to re-plant one,which has died. The hedge was planted about 18months ago and thriving,apart from this particular one. Thanks in advance dg...
08:41 Sat 23rd Apr 20117 answers, last by RATTER15 12:14 Sat 23rd Apr 2011
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Upload from phone to laptop.

I recently bought a Nokia 2730 Classic mobile phone. It did not come with the cable to be able to do the task,however I purchased one elsewhere. When I tried to use them,it seems that I need a CD with...
13:28 Wed 13th Apr 20113 answers, last by daftgrandad 13:38 Wed 13th Apr 2011
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Great Win !

England 171 all out batting first. South Africa 165 ALL OUT !! A superb performance....
11:57 Sun 06th Mar 20111 answer, last by The-HouseHusband 12:28 Sun 06th Mar 2011
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Answerbank Speed

Is it just me or is Answerbank painfully slow today ? I have put this in Chatterbank so I do,nt get too many technical replies.I afraid they,re not my forte ! Many thanks in advance....
15:33 Tue 22nd Feb 201129 answers, last by NazNomad 17:53 Tue 22nd Feb 2011
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Lady Of The Night

A "lady of the night" was in hospital,to have an operation for a womans problem. On being prepared for same, she insisted on not being shaved down below. "I will sue if this...
15:49 Wed 09th Feb 20112 answers, last by wildwood 19:23 Wed 09th Feb 2011
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bobbisox

I have only seen her post twice,since her return from holiday. Has something happened or been said,to stop her coming on this site ?...
09:41 Wed 19th Jan 201119 answers, last by zzxxee 17:26 Wed 19th Jan 2011
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Enquiries

Middle-age man walks into a chemists. " Do you sell Viagra here " he asked "Yes we do " replied the pharmacist "Can you get it over the counter" ? "I can if I take...
14:47 Mon 17th Jan 20116 answers, last by murraymints 16:49 Mon 17th Jan 2011
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Pavement Cycling

I despair at the lack of knowledge,regarding the above. This morning,as I was walking home,a lady,riding a bike,asked me if I could let her pass. My immediate reaction was to let her know,that she...
14:39 Tue 11th Jan 201147 answers, last by tastymorsel 20:19 Tue 11th Jan 2011
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Posts Removed

I,ve just noticed,that my comments on Mollys thread,"Still no shoes" have been removed. I did not set out to criticise the post,merely to try to point out that I found the remarks,she...
15:25 Tue 02nd Nov 20108 answers, last by daftgrandad 15:52 Tue 02nd Nov 2010
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Thought For The Day.

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,the courage to change the things I cannot accept and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill today because they got on my...
11:06 Sun 24th Oct 201013 answers, last by ttfn 13:40 Sun 24th Oct 2010
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Reincarnation

If you believed in reincarnation and could return as someone or something else, what would it be. I would like to be Henry VIII...
08:12 Wed 13th Oct 201019 answers, last by daftgrandad 12:44 Wed 13th Oct 2010

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