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How?

A police officer stopped a speeding motorist. "What's your last name?" he asked The Polish man replies, "Zshertnotski-Scymbwuckcuk." "How do you spell that?" The officer asked. The Polish man replied,...

nailit

Bailifs

My son got arrested xmas eve and has got to go magistrates on 10 Jan. He will at least get court costs and maybe a fine. He is technichaly NFA (No fixed abode) but the custody sergant insisted that he...

marval

Plane Dummy

Always wondering about the pleasure of flying a plane an airplane cleaner came early one morning to clean the plane and saw a book "How to fly an airplane for dummies. Part one" on pilot's seat. He...

coldstream-1971

George Michael's Funeral

PLEASE can the funeral of the British pop icon be televised and not on pay per view tv has not every has this?

mushroom25

Brexit Compared To The Crucifixion Of Christ

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/think-tank-bruges-group-bbc-apology-brexit-crucifixion-jesus-howard-jacobson-a7498196.html fair comment? or unnecessary politicization of an event of...

queenofmean

So Many Gift Vouchers

...and no Idea what to treat myself to. I got a £50 bonus from work in vouchers...I don't know whether to get a few CD's or DVDs or club them together with the Vouchers I got from my 'In Law's' and...

goodgoalie

Jonathan Creek

Oh dear, why did they bother? Half-hearted waffly nonsense. Was it really meant to be scary - and all JC and his wife do is bicker!

DaisyNonna

British Values

Nod to your neighbour Do not attempt a conversation Never ask for help Queue in an orderly fashion Blame the weather Keep yourself to yourself Recycle Tip the Paper Boy Do not make a fuss Be Prepared...

anotheoldgit

Christmas Greetings From Aog.

May I wish the Editor, the Spare Editor, the Staff and all my fellow AnswerBank members, a very Merry Christmas and a Happy and Healthy New Year.

sapelesam

Andrex Bog Roll.

Has anybody noticed that Andrex seems to have changed and become poorer quality. Don't know when it happened as we buy in bulk when it's on offer, we then pile them in a store cupboard and don't...

ichkeria

Which Aber ...

... that you don't actually know in real life, would you most like to meet? Where would you like to meet them and what would you say?...

anotheoldgit

Why Do The Lgbt Lobby Unnecessarily Try To Create Offence?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4047750/This-blasphemous-attempt-rewrite-Christmas-story-Christian-campaign-group-slam-gay-tree-ornament-showing-nativity-scene-two-JOSEPHS.html...

queenofmean

Just Had The Best Christmas Present

...from the tax man Wonder if dad and OH can trump that. Wonder if this is the turning point for me from such a horrible year... I hope so First round is on me ;)...

allen

I Hate Christmas

Christmas. When poor people are bullied into spending money they don't have on junk that nobody wants. What a farce. I really don't know whether to laugh... or cry. A...

joggerjayne

Ironing Cuffs

Turn back cuffs ... Do you iron them flat? Or fold them over and iron the fold into them?...

DTCwordfan

Bbc Balls Up????

So, pray, how with a phone vote, did they know that Andy Murray would win to the point that they have Lennox Lewis there in Florida to present the main award to him??? Or do they have several trophies...