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In Tesco’s car park there are two fit looking Eastern European girls offering to wash your car. They rub their-soapy breasts on your windows and then tell you the only payment they want is a lift to...
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Only one to go before the biblical allotted span. Congratulations.
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Just curious as there was going to be a prison smoking ban as guards where suffering from passive smoke inhalation.
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I don’t drink, I don’t smoke, never done drugs, I don’t gamble, I have zero sex life, might as well be as above,but I don’t like confined spaces:) On the plus side I have sufficient funds to...
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After all the shenanigans and bluster. Have we been misled, conned, by Boris. Is no deal dead?...
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Bob Mortimer, and Kevin Spacey to my eyes look remarkably similar. Anyone agree?
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Jeffrey Epstein, the disgraced billionaire, was found dead in his cell in prison. All those baying for his blood can now consider his participation finalised....
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Only once to show you appreciate how pretty she looks....
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Coming down the high street at 30mph when a car just pulled right out in front of me to go up the hill. Slammed on brakes, pressed horn. Knobby stares at me as though MY fault and points to his...
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Anyone know what you call the finger indents often for chapters or alphabetical listing on the block area of a book. The outside Edge opposite the spine. I’m trying to trace a cookbook from the...
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I’m back from deactivating my membership. The Editor kindly explained that the post removal and block was most likely an accident not deliberate censorship as the post broke no AB rules. I did not...
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Goodbye all at AB I’ve been a member fo a very long time but am now leaving this site as a protest against unnecessary deletion of posts and blocking answers to other posts. Today was the final...
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This keeps popping up when I use answerbank. Anyone know how to stop it.I have to quit and restart answerbank every time. It’s very annoying....
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Let’s get this tediously prolonged act of betrayal over with. MPs will probably vote to stop any no deal brexit happening. On this the Ides of March. Thereby tethering us to the bloated...
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My girlfriend dumped me, so I took her crutches. Guess who came crawling back
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A stalwart trooper of the old school. 93 years of age. I remember her in many radio and TV programs. Remember Eth from the Glumms? RIP dear lady, thank you for all the laughter....
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Happy birthday for Christmas Day Minty. I hope you are feeling better.
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We are having our road resurfaced and May have to instal a dropped curb. Anyone know approximately how much it would cost? We have used the existing curb for over thirty five years as it is very low,...

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