i met a ex who offered me no questions asked sex and i refused cos mrs dilf would have chopped off me bits then cried and cried and stabbed me in the face and that(she once whacked me with the iron) ....
ask anyone and they dont know why we are "at war" with afghanistan. more of britains finest have been killed and if you ask the person next to you why they cant say. isnt that pointless
ive just met two ex cons at the gym where i work out and they have invited me out for a pint of mark almond up the wrong un. the thing is ive never heard of that establishment and im allergic to...
my stumbleupon toolbar has gone from firefox it left last thursday night i think cos when i looked on friday there it was not there and ive tried downloading it again but she's gone. could it be...
i cant see what the big deal is . no-one was killed in the vid or hurt for that matter at the end of the day those two young ladies chose to do that . its hardly upsetting. what about those tribes...
my son is supposed to be going to amsterdam tomorrow and he has just realised that his passport is out of date as of august gone. can he still go or should he forget it and let all his friends go on a...
its a long shot but here goes - 80s song, alternative/indie style, about the time of the associates party fears two . i seem to remember stringed instruments and the opening line was "its midnight"[...
eons ago some of you may remember my mother was diagnosed with cancer this was after being almost crippled by a stroke on top of crumbling vertebra. since then the routine has been to travel up every...
i bought her flowers, gigantinormous bar of choccy, gave her a hundered quid in a card that cost 3 flicking 50. all of these in bed with a nice cup of rosie. but when i revealed her big prezzy tied in...
i was reading raysparks slug torture confession and it brought to mind the time i vomited cos i stood in dog poo while running barefooted to shut the sunroof of the car in the rain. it got worse...
it has been said that heroin in its purest form has no harmful side affects and its actually the prohibition of heroin that causes the problems that we associate with it. apart from chronic addiction...
