my fwb is a coworker that I've known for a year now. We work opposite shifts so if anything were to happen I would never see him. Anyway, we agreed to be loyal *** friends (this is what he called it)...
What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes. What can Santa give away and still keep? A cold! What did one elevator say to the other? I think I'm coming down with something. What did the necktie say...
Monday again. Frosty this morning. There's no wind, no clouds. Tiggy only just had his supper for breakfast. I think he'll be tucked for the long sleep shortly. Some mucking out to do today after a...
Good Morning. The weather here in the Midlands is rather diabolical; waders and snorkels required. If you're suffering the same weather conditions then I suggest a good coat or anorak. Umbrellas not...
Of action today folks? ourselves, we were going to go to Blackburn but 2nd thoughts decided not, we were there last Sat & it was chaos, I don't mind the shopping, in fact I enjoy it but what I don't...
Mr BM's letter P on his keyboard has stopped working. He lost the letter cap about a year ago. Now the metal thingy underneath has stopped working. Is there any code he can use to get his machine to...
I need to restrict web access on a pc for young people such that only two particular websites are available. I can set parental controls that control content but I want to be much more restrictive....
Good morning all. Yesterday I escaped from the clutches of the NHS after an 8 day incarceration. After previous problems with numerous organs and body parts, it seems my gall bladder was feeling...
No more above - and I mean it. Was at the CU (credit union) on Monday and about 6 colleagues raved about salt & chilli chicken from the Chinese. Treated myself to one last night and it was appalling....
Evening. Well I took all your advice onboard and I would like to apologise for some of my comments. I tried the bulldozer method and that worked a treat, even the the point I actually knocked someone...