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andi17

What does it mean?

if I subscribe/unsubscribe to a question?
17:22 Mon 12th Nov 200710 answers, last by dolly pond 21:00 Mon 12th Nov 2007
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dimwithwit

What should I buy my son for christmas?

My son is 7 going on 70. He has lots of outdoor toys, loads of crappy lego monsters, a heap of mini cars for racing with so we can't think what to get him. All the Wii will be sold out that's if i...
17:13 Mon 12th Nov 200718 answers, last by dot.hawkes 21:42 Tue 13th Nov 2007
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dolly pond

I have a budget of �3000 and need a wee small car!!! HELP

I`m after a small, cheap to run car not too old, any suggestions? Limited budget as poor at the moment. Hate micras!!
14:40 Mon 12th Nov 200731 answers, last by mdoo98 08:00 Tue 13th Nov 2007
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lsharp10uk

Relationship Insecurities

I have a problem which has stemed from previous relationships. Every bloke I have been with has either cheated or dumped me for another women. Now I always associate this with relationships. I have...
12:32 Mon 12th Nov 200714 answers, last by lightoftruth 15:41 Wed 14th Nov 2007
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bright!

Okay am a married woman but i would like to get to know somebody better

on here, 1 what are the risks? 2 should i know better? 3 is it a mid life crisis? 4 Am i having a laugh? mmmm
13:37 Mon 12th Nov 200744 answers, last by unrulyjulie 18:11 Mon 12th Nov 2007
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Whickerman

drunk in a biker bar

A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees 3 men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the...
12:57 Sat 10th Nov 20076 answers, last by dolly pond 09:32 Mon 12th Nov 2007
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Whickerman

This joke now celebrating its 47th birthday

Thor, the Viking God of Thunder, and his pal Bob, were up in Valhalla, when suddenly Thor said to Bob "Bob, it's been a long time now. I REALLY need to have sex..." Bob stood and pondered for a while,...
13:02 Sat 10th Nov 20075 answers, last by soozmac 14:51 Wed 19th Dec 2007
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Whickerman

reunion

The Irish daughter had not been to the house for over 5 years. Upon her return, her father cursed her, "Where have you been all this time, you ingrate! Why didn't you write us, not even a line to let...
13:19 Sat 10th Nov 20074 answers, last by dolly pond 09:30 Mon 12th Nov 2007
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curley

Taxidermist

A bloke walks into a pub near Old Trafford Football ground and orders a white wine. Everybody sitting around the pub looks up, surprised, and the barman looks around and says: "You aren't from around...
10:54 Sun 11th Nov 20071 answer, last by dolly pond 09:28 Mon 12th Nov 2007
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topogigo

You couldn't make it up!

In the same vein as grasscarps post, as far as i know it is true, it was verified at the time by someone indirectly involved. An insurance man is on his rounds driving on a housing estate. Suddenly a...
14:52 Sun 11th Nov 20073 answers, last by dolly pond 09:26 Mon 12th Nov 2007
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Postdog

Another true story, seeing as a few have appeared.

This IS true because it happened to me back in the 70's when a shy naive young man of about 18 or so. It was Valentines day, a very crucial thing to remember, and I got on the tube to go home. On the...
20:43 Sun 11th Nov 20074 answers, last by grasscarp 15:39 Wed 14th Nov 2007
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4GS

Remember them.....please

There are 525,600 minutes in one calander year, please take 2 minutes at 11 o' clock tomorrow morning to remember the dead from two world wars, and all the conflicts since then. Thanks in advance
19:27 Sat 10th Nov 200727 answers, last by dolly pond 09:22 Mon 12th Nov 2007
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Richie1976

After her outburts on breakfast tv...

..a psychologist on This Morning has just denounced Heather McCartney as clearly unbalanced. Sir Paul has phoned in saying normally a couple of beer matts under her left foot does the trick!
09:19 Mon 12th Nov 20071 answer, last by dolly pond 09:20 Mon 12th Nov 2007
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stevie1time

Vigilante

I know of a convicted pedophile that lives in our neighbourhood..On my to the local shops i saw him leching and staring at some young boys that were playing football..I dont know this pervert,i dont...
21:11 Sun 11th Nov 200721 answers, last by stevie1time 18:46 Wed 14th Nov 2007
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oldgrape

village vicar

Good morning to you again thank you for all your help during my time of need if i could give you a medal i would. Me and Harrison do appreciate all you have done! THANK YOU
09:17 Mon 12th Nov 20079 answers, last by Aprilis 19:06 Tue 13th Nov 2007
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Richie1976

A man says to his wife,

'get ready you, me and the dog are going fishing'. Wife says, 'I don't want to go'. The man give her 3 choices. Fishing, bl0w job or taking it up the @rse. Wife pick a bl0w job. After sucking for a...
09:16 Mon 12th Nov 20071 answer, last by dolly pond 09:17 Mon 12th Nov 2007
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4getmenot

morning...

So who's car was frozen this morning?
08:55 Mon 12th Nov 200714 answers, last by dot.hawkes 13:24 Mon 12th Nov 2007
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tara20

Snow, snow, thick,thick snow

Anybody else snowed under this morning?
09:19 Sun 11th Nov 200723 answers, last by netibiza 21:54 Mon 12th Nov 2007
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Yodel

Peculiar things cats bring in to the house....?

My 7-month old Ronaldo keeps bringing in lumps of moss...weird cat! Fortunately he hasn't brought us any livestock yet! What peculiar items have your little darlings brought in?
12:22 Fri 26th Oct 200718 answers, last by dolly pond 09:13 Mon 12th Nov 2007
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chelsea78

Robin

One of the ladys from work today found a robin it was very friendly but very puffed out and she got a bit worried for the bird because of the cats and seaguls about the place so she put it in a box...
17:44 Thu 08th Nov 20077 answers, last by chadad 22:51 Thu 08th Nov 2007

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