Reference the BBC news on Cameron's dilemma with the European Court of Justice viz. The H of Parliament and the political angle. Should Prisoners have the right of vote (and in view of the previous...
Australian Police have been unable to recommend a prosecution for the following scam: A company takes out a newspaper advertisement claiming to be able to supply imported hard core pornographic...
Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA by boat and one says to the other, “I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs.” “Odd,” her companion replies,...
King George Vi goes into a pet shop. "I-I-I-d l-l-like t-t-t-o b-buy t-t-that p-p-parr-ottt in t-t-the w-wi-ndow." "Yyyyess the the p-p-parrott is is for s-s-sale" says the shop...
To welcome our new adviser on insurance matters to the site! A widow went to the hospital because she was very sick. After some testing a doctor told her, "There is no easy way to say this. You...
Can't let this one go without some input from fellow ABers.... Just a minute or so ago, Bunny Campione, cracking a bull whip, said "Rodeo comes to Norfolk" Now that must be worth some...
The mater is thinking of one, excellent condition and priced at £2k for a 1.8T petrol automatic 2002. Looks like its a good buy as the market suggests 2.5 to 3.5 as the spread on age and...
I see Michael Vaughan was in fine form last night with the one liners like "What do you call an Aussie who has a hundred runs to his name?" The Bowler "What do you call an Aussie...
It is rather to have the boot on our foot for once........ A woman goes into her local police station. "Officer, help me, I have been raped by an Australian cricketer." "What?"...
1a settlement is potentially put at risk (10) ----r----- 4d staff charge is steep (8) ------t- 12a Can lease be adjusted, after profit from retail activity (9,4) --e-----e/-a-- 13d Just yawns,...
Just need this iritating one to then release the last clue. 25d Trade commonly in road heading north for island 5l i---a This then triggers 28a One other to check on 29a Sharp cry coming from narrow...
Paddy goes out with Mick to the New Year sales - he's looking for new wellies. He's in this shop and he turns to Mick, "Theese green wellies, Mick, they have a letter in each boot, L in one and R...
Think I will give jaydah's joke a wide berth as no doubt there will a fatwa announced over his yarn Another Pearly Gates on though. Pavarotti goes into Heaven and up to the Pearly Gates where he meets...
6d Bill for peanuts (4) -e-k I think it is Beak......agree? & 26a Warn engineer to take 30-second delay (6) r-m--d I think is remind..... Thanks & Happy New Year this palindromic day,.........
6d Bill for peanuts (4) -e-k I think it is Beak......agree? and 26 a Warn engineer to take 30-second delay (6) r-m--d I think is remind..... Thanks & Happy New Year this palindromic day,.........